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Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like β€œu ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”

14.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?

13.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

13.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3287    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Sorry to anyone who still likes Star Wars

08.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

In a just world the popularity of Rocky Horror and Phantom of the Paradise would be swapped. Phantom clears it on music, basic filmmaking, camp, and number of times it accidentally inspired Daft Punk and/or Berserk.

01.11.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

Life at Last is so fucking good man

01.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fart is making a comeback β€” as a shit

25.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2787    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1
Black and white photo of a farmhouse on a hill at dusk. An electrical wire strings from off camera top right and meets a telephone pole in the midground with an inactive light on it. From there two wires cross to meet the farmhouse. It was a very pretty evening, even in black and grey.

Black and white photo of a farmhouse on a hill at dusk. An electrical wire strings from off camera top right and meets a telephone pole in the midground with an inactive light on it. From there two wires cross to meet the farmhouse. It was a very pretty evening, even in black and grey.

house (empty), ohio

Kodak XX
Nikon N90

#filmphotography

23.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ffsdfff

19.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
14.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. β€œOkay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. β€œOkay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

β€œIf the car’s gone,”

β€œIf the car’s gone,”

β€œI’ll give you another cookie anyway”

β€œI’ll give you another cookie anyway”

β€œbecause I love you.”

β€œbecause I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

13.10.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7710    πŸ” 2590    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 55
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ahh hes just a dumb kid who wait a second hold up

06.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8

when the music slows down and its just the bassline after an encounter it always reminds me of when the guitar guy in Fury Road is just kind of sadly playing while the caravan is stopped

04.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.09.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a pair of gen 1 pros and upgraded. Fit is a lot better imo, but i feel like the noise floor on transparency mode is higher? Like in a quiet room i hear a hiss that’s pretty annoying, never had that on the gen 1s.

24.09.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our average stream viewership has gone up by about 400 CCV since we stopped posting on Twitter, and people on here actually see and click on links. Oh and it’s not run by a nazi pedophile. And you’re a fucking moron.

20.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 505    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

18.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1476    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

16.09.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 971    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Love going to union station and seeing how many spaces in there still look how they do in the movie

12.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press πŸ‘

10.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1430    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

10.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3210    πŸ” 543    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 37

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

10.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4170    πŸ” 649    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 14
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A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died

04.08.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1424    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 13

Just saw an ad for the new Google Pixel and the focus was how good the AI was and the example they showed was a guy at the store holding up a bunch of cilantro to his camera and the phone telling him it was cilantro. Bro they already tell you that at the store.

06.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 627    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

i don’t think i would do any pedophile stuff even if it helped the fbi. but i guess that’s where the president and i disagree

05.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1000    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign, "You're Fired." The other shows the producer of his radio show, Roz, holding a sign that says, "I'm union".

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign, "You're Fired." The other shows the producer of his radio show, Roz, holding a sign that says, "I'm union".

Happy Labor Day πŸ™‚

02.09.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10291    πŸ” 2707    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 33

not my adhd ass agreeing to the terms and conditions without reading them in full 🫣

25.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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