That One Guy

ngl when i have to do actual work on nightshift i get so pissy like wdym i have to do WORK at work? ridiculous. but im in australia and my shift just started, thankfully tho everyone has just gone to bed for the night so hopefully i can write smut in peace tonight

Jayce, probably: the bracelet stays ON during sex

the #vikjayce co-parenting au worms are consuming me again. im really hoping to have a first and second chapter drafted and greenlit for publishing soon bc im SO excited about it

whats up gang guess who got called in for nightshift for the third time this week 🙃 so guess we'll get a bunch of unhinged wip writing tonight

New chapter of Onwards, We Go the #jayvik social media au (tho less social media these days lol) is finally live archiveofourown.org/works/657563...

The final touches are always the most annoying. The very last lines, the formatting into ao3. I drag ass to do it every time

New chapter dropping in t-minus twenty minutes

Im determined to finish and upload the next chapter of Onwards We Go tonight while im on nightshift. Then I can launch straight into the next chapter of The Theory of You and I which Im hoping to make just as devastating at the last one. Then I can get back to writing the latest chapter of Once More

toto's beautiful art of jayce in slutty shorts and a crop top edited onto a meme format that has a speech bubble saying [good thing i'm a boy and can't get pregnant" i said.] viktor behind him in the doorway from the original meme, with the speech bubble ["hello" said the boy impregnator.]

Dad Jayce Dad Jayce Dad Jayce!!

the desire to stay up writing to get this chapter done tonight vs the desire to go to bed bc im not being paid to be awake on shift rn FIGHT

i wish i'd been given the art autism and not the literature autism. i'd draw jayvik in so many skimpy outfits if i knew how, fucking in all kinds of positions.

words dont do it justice i need to CONSUME them

Like I was told she would open and close things a lot bc shes got ocd but i didnt expect the creepy hissing and its dark and im alone and ive seen too many horror movies

Pls dont eat me lady

Im genuinely so fucking scared of her even tho i know shes not dangerous, the sounds are just so creepy 😭

So im on nightshift with new clients and i swear one of them is possessed. Hissing and muttering, walking up and down the halls in the dark. Opening and closing things. Literally hissed at me when i spoke.

Im too easily spooked i dont like this. Pls stop hissing lady ur freaking me outtt

Arcane woulda had a happy ending if only Jayce had picked up on the "wait a minute this isnt my bedroom" line of Viktor's and just ran with it. Or even took the *hint* and *addressed* it later.

They coulda been in Viks bedroom bouncing on it crazy style for a decade but noooo we got comphet instead

What Viktor said: I want to help you complete your research.
What Viktor meant: I want you to raw dog me right here against the wall. #jayvik

Gay people will do anything but say i love you

What if Viktor got a tattoo post-divorce? Is this a thing? What if JAYCE got a tattoo, something sentimental to the two of them, in a really obvious place where Viktor could see it every day in court? Is this anything? #vikjayce co-parenting au

Nooo let her eats!

Im tired yall

Someone: *says something factually incorrect*
You: *politely corrects them*
Someone: *doubles down and gets angry*
You: youre fucking wrong tho! Listen to me!!
Someone: *gets angry when shown proof theyre factually incorrect and doubles down again*

People: *in conversation*
You: *contributes*
People: *literally talk over you whenever you start talking*
Someone: youre really quiet
You: im not actually, its just that nobody has been listening anytime ive tried to talk for the past hour so i just shut the fuck up

POV you have autism;
Someone: tells joke
You: continues joke
Someone: i wasnt being serious damn calm down
You: neither...was...I?

I just got told I didnt smile at a joke. WHILE I WAS ACTIVELY SMILING. like what the actual fuck is with that. Are you blind?? Am I somehow so unaware of what my own face is doing?? The joke wasnt even fucking funny anyway I was just trying to be polite how fkin dare you

Being autistic is fkin weird man. Its like: *does a thing*
Random person: youre not doing the thing
Me: *confused and still very much doing the thing* ...huh?

Viktor is sick. Jayce finds him in Emberlift hacking his still human lungs up.

Jayce fusses. All. Damn. Day.

A #vikjayce concept - Jayces lab gets broken into (again) but Jayce only panics when he realises its not Viktor breaking in. And Jayce immediately spirals like wheres V? Why isnt he here? Is he safe? Is he ill? Is he *dead*?

Next time it happens for real and Jayce doesnt believe it. Its a real boy cried wolf situation