The guy who played Smoke and the guy who played Stack are gonna split the vote

Messenger: Sire! The peasants are revolting!
King: I dunno, some of 'em are kinda cute
Messenger: No sire, I mean against you...
King: Oh

SNW MF'S be like "If you can't handle me at my just ripping shit off, you don't deserve me at Spock cutting himself"

I was just about to say that this looked like tilt shift photography

explaining a cheeseburger to americans: so imagine a cheeseburger

Me (Reading property records): Where is it?
The entire governmental document recording system: Guess?

#Silksong and #Duolingo together again for the Flea Carnival!

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As seen on Reddit

Players: The architect's crest is extremely broken
Team Cherry: So you're saying nerf Thread Storm in to the ground?
Players: uh...
Satan: Don't talk to them! They're sick! Sick I tell you!

Sorry for what I said yesterday. I had two white monsters and I let it create a third

I promise to cut back on them babe.
Please, call me back.

Hornet learns how to read

youtube.com/live/vv9xjNN...

it better have been
if they come out and are like "Yeah, we got really bored and phoned that particular boss in" I'll be pissed

and if you wait long enough to see which attack the head is doing you've already missed your timing window to hit it

You can only do damage to the green part
the Yellow part is armor
You can't hang on the wall to avoid the exploding projectiles that bounce more than half as high as they're launched from
and the head side can do 2 attacks, 1 covers side attacks and the other covers straight up attacks

I seriously don't know why I wanted this game, after, first of all, not bothering to finish Radiance, and witnessing the Godhome DLC.

I must have known that Silksong wouldn't be a "Sequel" to Hollow Knight, but a follow up to the Godhome DLC, which already had "I want to be the guy" level design

I wanted to do another one of those Satan vs Team Cherry skits for Bell Eater, but it's not worth it
It's a little awkward to drop a game in the middle of streaming it, but this is unacceptable

Team Cherry: We're finally done making the game
Satan: Finally, you know you guys are really some sick fucks
Team Cherry: PSYCH BITCH YOU THOUGHT

Satan: what's he doing here?
Hitler: since basically every boss does 2 damage Grand Mother Silk should do 3
Team Cherry: Hitler was right
Satan: oh for fucks sake

Satan: why'd you even say the thing about jump height then?

Team Cherry: hey you know that jump height you've been developing muscle memory for the whole game?
Satan: let me guess, the final boss will punish the player for making full height jumps?
Team Cherry: no we were just gonna release spiders into the player's house in real life, but that's good too

7 years of development for Team Cherry to determine with scientific precision exactly how to make the least fun technically perfect game ever

In Silksong there's no reason to be satisfied, you just got lucky because every boss dies in like 4 silk storms and you just need them to behave like... Twice in 5 hits

Silksong isn't a hard game

In a hard game you get a sense of satisfaction from beating a hard boss because over many attempts you learn from your mistakes do better

Satan: shouldn't the boss have tells?
Team Cherry: one tell...
Satan: but she has 3 attacks
Team Cherry: ...
Satan: ...
Team Cherry: ...
Satan: oh, right I forgot who I was talking to

accidentally"
"so... 4?"
"Well... If they're really really stupid-"
"I get it, so is 5 good"
"I mean, if they're the dumbest motherfucker in the world they might accidentally-"
"6? surely nobody could possibly-"
"You'd be shocked..."
"... 7?"
"Yeah... 7 fucking seconds"

Microsoft making a controller
"And to turn it off they'll have to hold down the power button for 1 second"
"It seems like someone might do that on accident"
"Yeah, how about 2 seconds"
"Well... if they're stupid they might do that on accident"
"3?"
"If they're really stupid they might do that