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Also a lot of these Ancients, um... would

Then again, are the bosses actually harder, or are they just new? Many have asked this.

Slay the Spire 2 is absolutely FUCKINGGGG y'all. Don't get me wrong I'm sure there'll need to be some balance reworks and what have you, but this is crazy good. It feels like higher risk higher reward if that makes sense? The bosses seem way harder, but you can hit a lot harder too.

Never

Valeriancels seething over toypilled catnipmaxxing felichads

At least it's not a jelly filled doughnut

7-11 sigh advertsing a “NEW! Japanese Style Egg Salad Sandwich.” with a picture of, you guessed it, a Japanese style egg salad sandwich. Text on the sign includes “たまごサンド, The Sandwich Japan Perfected, The Konbini Classic — Now in Canada, Only $5.”

Sorry Canadian 7-11 but you will never be a true konbini until I can buy cheap onigiri :(

this Slay the Spire 2 launch boring af 😩

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

Looks like there's still more to add (bosses, monsters, etc) but some stuff appears to just be replacing temp art with the full pieces and probably balance changes?

Holy fuck there's so much content

OH IT'S A THREAD
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes but it's kind of bad etiquette
-No
-Yes because it puts more forcefem into the world
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes
-Don't know
-Yes but homeschooling is allowed
-Yes

Yes, polygamy, don't know

Ohhh

was lizzie mcguire plural

STS 2 thoughts so far

-LOVE the new cards and new events
-The hot demon who plays your first turn for you sucks at strategy, wow
-For some reason, clicking to deselect a selected card is being very hit-or-miss. Might be a bug for them to fix
-The card enchantment and debuff system rules????

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

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Pokopia yesterday... Slay the Spire Early Access today... what do I do. Can I play two games at once. Can I gamemaxx

Garbled AI text on the oval office rug

So true

You'd think they could just make the account unblockable if they didn't want people blocking it, innit

Right??!?!?? But it's good practice

Whitney Tremors, Char, Poison Ivy, Guts

EYOOOO

You'll never guess who's a special guest

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Nah I just played what felt natural because I learned a lot of the opening prep literally YESTERDAY so I have none of it memorized yet ;;

Yeah, next year I'll have to learn how the goat moves

My coach is CRUELLY AND EVILLY making me learn d4. This is how my very first game trying it went. 1642 vs 1589

Okay Yay <3