Vinnie

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The singularity is awesome

cover letter I spent a half hour at work yesterday playing in the WYSIWYG

as someone whose life was changed by first really reading online litmags & starting to write dumb little stories & reading submissions for the journal he just started, all at work, in between customers as a bank teller 25 years ago, this sentiment actually means a lot

*Approaching a plainclothes officer and making fart noises with my hands*
"wow dude was that you? Wowwww"

My favorite thing to do during pride month is blast 90s country hits cause that shits fuckinggg gay.

Your AI Assistant or Your Mother? 1. Relive these memories from this day seven years ago. 2. Make sure you pack an umbrella, it looks like it might rain this afternoon. 3. I’d leave...

"Teeth-whitening strips were on sale at Costco, so I went ahead and ordered you five boxes."

i don't know how rich you gotta be to have a driver, but I wanna be that kinda rich

tired of driving

Like surely if I just stop working today at noon, like quit it all, I can make a livable working wage from my poems.. right??

When I finish my chores I like to stand back and say "This house is clean" a la the woman off Poltergeist.

I love getting got by my past self..

Like oh what's this file named "Idontthinkso" from 2012 attached in a blank email from myself.

OH! It's 4 pages of rap lyrics I wrote with a note at the end that reads, "I should probably never read this again".

An ACAB street art piece. There are three pig heads in a row with text above and below them. They are depicted wearing green gaiter masks. The middle one has on an ICE baseball cap. The text reads "you can cover your faces. We can still tell you're pigs." Pigs is emphasized with red paint that is dripping down the wall to mimic blood.

Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!

Ah, the golden age.

Pages from Geometria (1543) by German artist, mathematician, and cartographer Augustin Hirschvogel. In this version from the Deutsche Fotothek, amid the rigid lines of the geometrical sketches appear the chaotic forms of stains: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/hirschvogel-s-geometria-1543

One time my dad saw a car for sale on a guy’s lawn in Wisconsin and thought it was a car that could transition into being a boat (???) so he told the guy he’d love to “buy this thing and drive it straight into the lake” which must’ve seemed like a massive power move at the time

I love going to the dentist because unlike the doctor they don't make you take your shoes off

but also you totally can those teeth freaks don't give a shit about your sneakers

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like

weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

My wife says she needs to get her hair dyed so I've been standing outside the depot buying beer for kids for like 4 hours and those cheap asses barely tip anymore. It's ridiculous.

y’all gotta go through a portal

I’ll say it: websites should let you sign in if you got your password wrong but you were still kind of close

might just start adding "and a strange circus comes to town." to the end of anything I'm describing.

Giving a 1/2 star rating on a 5 star scale defeats the purpose.

Yes I will die on this hill here.

I'm not 100% sure what this link is but

But if you love how wonderful the Lord of the Rings movies are and watch them annually

you should also be watching Pride and Prejudice and having those same feelings

some of yall and it shows 💀

One of my favorite social media interactions is someone will say they don't like broccoli and people will reply saying just don't eat it then. Bet you didn't think of that dumbass. Bet you were miserable eating your compulsory broccoli meal every day

Is It Ethical to Buy Used Books and Music?

Gonna go out on a limb here @nytimes.com and say the main problem facing authors isn't used bookstores but the massive AI platforms you publish apologia for every day

Next up: Used cars, what do consumers actually owe the auto manufacturers??

Next on New York Times: "Libraries: Are they _Really_ Worth it? The moral hazards of letting people read books for free"