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the moment we all waited for… tage receiving his stuffed animal

Just overheard a dude in a coffee shop (presumably on a date) describe himself as a “micro-celebrity”

I’d bet donuts to dollars if this game was remotely close Tage would still be playing

Bluesky, the Sabres app

bluesky: the tage app

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Finland not challenging the 2nd goal but then desperately challenging that is absurd

I mean the fact they handed out the medals AND THEN the plushies really felt like it was a bit much

THE US WOMEN’S HOCKEY TEAM IS GOLDEN IN MILAN. MEGAN KELLER WITH THE GOLDEN GOAL. HILARY KNIGHT GETS THE EQUALIZER AND WINS GOLD IN HER FINAL OLYMPICS.

PLAY THAT FUCKING FREE BIRD 🇺🇸🦅 🦅🦅

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A GOLDEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hello everyone! We’re going to be at Fattey Beer downtown today to watch the first leg of the Champions League playoff matchup with Qarabag at 12:45pm

The good news is that if you’re in the Buffalo area the trip to Fattey will be a lot shorter than 2500 miles. Take a half day and join us!

I know this Germany/Slovakia game is pretty much over but this is the second day in a row Peacock randomly cut to a commerical during play. Just incredible incompetence

Also just saw that former Sabre Alexander Sulzer is Germany’s assistant coach. Talk about a jump scare

Different networks, I know, but I’d take him over almost anyone ESPN is currently rolling out

I’ve seen some people complain about the British play by play guy doing some of the Olympic hockey games on Peacock, but I want him doing more, tbh.

Two Texas hot style hot dogs and a pint of Hayburner with the USA Hockey game on in the background

The moments are few and far between but there are moments that make you think this country can heal. Like eating 2 for $3.95 Texas hots at a dive bar while watching American hockey wax the Germans

Look at this b-list horror movie ghost looking motherfucker.

Jesus CHRIST Tage

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We’re at Fattey Beer downtown today for our 2:30pm showdown with Spurs. A stoppable force does battle with a moveable object.

Points would be nice.

Howay the lads

*looney

I like to imagine the driver is in the front not noticing any of this and just cruising along like “hell yeah dude we’re crushing this” while the rest of his team is slipping and sliding behind him like a Loony Tunes gag.

I looked back at the run today and realized if they had started the season 21-5-2 I’d have been arrested for streaking down Washington Street by now.

Ashley Padilla in her SNL sketch parodying a mom telling her kids that she’s changed her mind about supporting Trump

I’m starting to think…that maybe…I may have had…a very slight overreaction…to the Sabres losing just their 7th game in the last 28

I hope Jacob Bryson has a favorite garbage plate spot

Just a completely unacceptable effort. Figure it the fuck out during the break

If this franchise is serious about anything, Seth Appert will be fired during the break

Lindy better be peeling the paint off the walls after this game. The effort all night has been garbage. Give them something to think about during the break

What was the plan there, Krebs?