@berneitdown.bsky.social
My old university is always emailing me to share my collegiate experience, but I don’t think they want to hear that they’re one of the top reasons I’m devoted to seeing the church fizzle out forever.
12.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My iPhone keeps pushing photo compilations like “remember your fun trip to this farm?” My good bitch, that was a GIG. They’re aaaallllll gigs unless you see my ass geotagged on the Emerald Isle. Start pushing “man remember this shitty latex prosthetic?”
12.02.2025 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you’re bored or anxious about the Things Happening, here is a challenging #maze! You can print it out as many times as you want - I won’t tell anyone. #Fun can be as infinite as our ink cartridges. 🤘🏼✨✈️🔨🧘♀️🧘♀️
06.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is a pen drawing of a rat holding up a severed human leg. His snout is extremely droopy and I am way too proud of it. I’m so fucking proud of how droopy this rat’s snout is. It’s very minimalistic and the thing just droops so upsettingly low.
Slumped on my bed eating biscoff creams and vaping, contemplating whether the #BusyTown theme song will be a trauma trigger since the last time I watched it was when I was eight, and then again in a 48 hour marathon after I put my cat to sleep last year.
So you know, my self care game is on fleek.
Fuck I hope Canada knows how many of us are ashamed of this slap in the face.
PS: let us in please.
DAVE Barry. I’m bad at names. He’s bad at being funny. Perfect match. 💜 Sorry, @zoeo1989.bsky.social
23.01.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you think I feel? I’m only 6’4” and I’m married to her!
22.01.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read “Barry” in the quotes and thought you were deadass recommending Steve Barry for an agonizing 30 seconds. I’ll have to check these out. I need breaks.
22.01.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Now we get to deal with surviving this. Actually unbelievable.
www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/3rq...
I don’t exist as a nonbinary person under this government, but Christians are somehow still protected from the knowledge that they’re a fucking pipe dream death cult. Lewis wrote about a gate of ignorance closing in The Great Divorce, and that gate is pushing Christians to Gnosticism or apostasy.
22.01.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I missed Facebook in a habitual way the first time or two I went to tap on it. Then I remembered that I never felt better after I went there. I don’t know how the fuck to use this shit because I’m old, but I’m already happier on Bluesky. Especially today.
20.01.2025 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
