Kathleen Alves

Kathleen Alves

@katalves18c.bsky.social

english associate prof, 2YC stan, 18c lit and med, unapologetic Filipinx, optimistic misanthrope, petty moralist. Opinions my own. She/her

1,004 Followers 2,225 Following 371 Posts Joined Jul 2023
6 hours ago

*full prof. Dang it, even my fingers are still annoyed

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6 hours ago
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Some Comet couch therapy after a trying meeting. One of the advantages of being full ptof is ngaf. The disadvantage is the emotional hangover post deployment of ngaf.

(For context, I was pulling up for Jr faculty)

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11 hours ago

Orientalism and porno-tropics, succinctly

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1 day ago
Elections: 2026-2027 – ASECS

Greetings, #ASECS friends. I'm running for the ASECS Board of Directors (member-at-large). I'd be grateful if you'd consider voting for me (the election opens tomorrow). I would love to serve an organization that means a great deal to me.
asecs.org/about/electi...

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1 day ago

The people who panic over the subways are the same people who panic about the border

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2 days ago

Evergreen

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2 days ago

Are you fr??

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2 days ago

The tonal shift from me dropping that to her wry comment was just incredible

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2 days ago

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

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2 days ago

Jamal Bryant, famously ex husband of real housewife of Potomac Gizelle??

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2 days ago

I stated unequivocally that low morale is an unaddressed issue at our department meeting. Chair asked what we can do to fix it. My girl said "low morale committee"

Everybody lost their mind laughing. IT'S SO BAD WE HAVE TO LAUGH

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3 days ago

I think this is right out of the Book of Revelations

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3 days ago

TBC, I have said repeatedly that they must read the whole thing so that they can be equipped to do the in-class writing. Lectured on the deleterious effects of AI, etc. Unfortunately, this is a case of having to discover consequences for themselves :(

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3 days ago

A student handed in an empty worksheet at the end of class telling me that although he had read the summary of the story on ChatGPT, he did not realize that he had to read the whole story to do the in-class writing work (close reading of literary devices).
Analog semester's going great

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3 days ago

Oh sweetie, no we don't

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4 days ago

Hell yes, brother

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4 days ago

When I realized that I was practicing the religion of my colonizers. I already knew this, but grad school postcolonial theory class really showed me how insidious this kind of interpellation was for my family, my ancestors, my home country

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4 days ago

The same man who wrote on the sublime and the beautiful??

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4 days ago
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This week's sourdough πŸ™‚

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4 days ago

"Aren't we all just sentient, tragically hubristic meat bags" is my preferred take on this discourse

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5 days ago
teewatterss on Threads:
β€œlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

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1 week ago

I would NOT recommend it lol!

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1 week ago

I'm so sorry. I wish I was surprised. You're very kind and patient to engage with them, even to a limited degree. I'm too perimenopausal to exercise restraint

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1 week ago

*skip. Dang it, I teach English

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1 week ago

Did the replies to this post skipped over the fact that you are an expert in this? Insanity.

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1 week ago

Agreed, but in my defense, I'll never remember πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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1 week ago

Ok I know correlation is not causation but I mentioned Noem in this interview yesterday and she got sacked today. Maybe my witchcraft will work on the other ghouls?

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1 week ago

This nonsense enters the discourse every few cycles and it will lead me to an early grave. Universal Design for Learning (UDL) makes the course accessible for *everyone*, it does not give students who need accommodations an advantage! ALSO, basic accommodation is extra time on exams. THAT'S IT.

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1 week ago
Body Language: A Q&A with Author Kathleen Tamayo Alves – Bucknell University Press

I appreciated this Q&A opportunity with @bucknellupress.bsky.social to promote my book. Also! I was very pissed off when I did this:
upress.blogs.bucknell.edu/2026/03/04/b...

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1 week ago

🀣 good because I can't afford the sugar!

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