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@ctconqueror.bsky.social

Washed up speedrunner, distributor of drinks, ya boi, and alleged conqueror of Connecticut

58 Followers  |  50 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  2.1733

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31.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on a scale from 1-10, how degenerate of behavior is it to eat an irresponsible amount of chicken alfredo on a thursday afternoon? asking for a friend.

18.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all are making me want to come up to Canada just for food with these posts.

05.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly elevate a band

The 1976

15.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, OH YEAH

07.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'shtola to the tune of the Daytona USA theme send reply

01.08.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn it's that hot up there too? Wild stuff.

24.06.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings from where I can only assume is the surface of the Sun

24.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The story I always like to tell to non-internet people about this kind of thing was the time at SGDQ when we were all out at dinner and you were trying to distribute the stack of credit cards to everyone.

09.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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21.02.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a movie about breakdancing knights called you got sir'd send tweet

21.02.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
literally just a picture of a canoe

literally just a picture of a canoe

i showed you my canoe pls respond

31.01.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got linked this post and as one of the hosts of that room, I am so glad that after almost 8 years it is still talked about.

Here's a picture of the sign, btw.

28.01.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm glad someone was brave enough to say this

22.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am leading this off with the rustiest run of Mickey Mousecapade you've ever seen.

#SOBERTHON2025

10.01.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.01.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I must have taken a wrong turn at Alberquerque

05.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact, I somehow outdid this message on actual Thanksgiving. I am an absolute glutton and American, which I realize is saying the same thing twice.

29.11.2024 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever have a Thanksgiving meal and after you get a bit concerned that you may be full forever? Like, there can't possibly be any more room for food for the next 40-50ish years of your life?

Asking for a friend.

24.11.2024 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rays were made up by big graphics to sell more frames

19.11.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3980    πŸ” 1922    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 34

Seeing people post about it more so I will say that I'm gonna be attending AGDQ again next year.

Looking forward to seeing everyone and having many drinks and playing many games with yall.

18.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Texan, I must welcome you to a national memorial. All hail Buc-ee's.

27.10.2024 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gaming out of my mind over here.

24.10.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't have private accounts here yet so you get drunk CT on my main.

Ya boi is gonna attempt console mods soon, they opened a microcenter here so now I have a soldering station.

Either this turns into a side hustle or a bunch of dead electronics, either way I'm excited.

22.10.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.10.2024 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.10.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of new gamers on the follow list lately, good stuff.

Probably won't post much more than I did on the other app, but wanted to sys what's up.

21.10.2024 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big if true

17.10.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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