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@ctconqueror.bsky.social

Washed up speedrunner, distributor of drinks, ya boi, and alleged conqueror of Connecticut

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I didn't do my normal "hey I'm at AGDQ again, surprise I guess?" post at the beginning of the week but I am home from said event. As always, a great time seeing friends that I only get to see like once a year.

To both old friends and new, I hope yall had a great time and I'll see you next year!

12.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elipsis - Twitch Retro speedrunner and many-time Marble Madness world record holder. Always wears a hat. Reachable on tweetmans @FinalElipsis

The most legendary, star studded, retro stream of January 8th, 2026 is about to begin on twitch.tv/elipsis

Everyone tune in for #SOBERTHON2026.

Hide your wife hide your frames.

09.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We'll at minimum have to get some games going at GDQ

23.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way this was seven years ago, right? Wow.

23.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you really lived unless you've sang Hot Drinks at my home karaoke bar?

21.12.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Myself and @theseawolf1.bsky.social are about to be on Arcade Pit, come watch! twitch.tv/smight

01.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have to try to find my high school marching band picture at some point to post. Let's go trumpet bros

19.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man holding a cell phone next to a can of campbells soup ALT: a man holding a cell phone next to a can of campbells soup
31.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on a scale from 1-10, how degenerate of behavior is it to eat an irresponsible amount of chicken alfredo on a thursday afternoon? asking for a friend.

18.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all are making me want to come up to Canada just for food with these posts.

05.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly elevate a band

The 1976

15.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, OH YEAH

07.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'shtola to the tune of the Daytona USA theme send reply

01.08.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn it's that hot up there too? Wild stuff.

24.06.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greetings from where I can only assume is the surface of the Sun

24.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The story I always like to tell to non-internet people about this kind of thing was the time at SGDQ when we were all out at dinner and you were trying to distribute the stack of credit cards to everyone.

09.06.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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21.02.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a movie about breakdancing knights called you got sir'd send tweet

21.02.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
literally just a picture of a canoe

literally just a picture of a canoe

i showed you my canoe pls respond

31.01.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got linked this post and as one of the hosts of that room, I am so glad that after almost 8 years it is still talked about.

Here's a picture of the sign, btw.

28.01.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm glad someone was brave enough to say this

22.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am leading this off with the rustiest run of Mickey Mousecapade you've ever seen.

#SOBERTHON2025

10.01.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.01.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I must have taken a wrong turn at Alberquerque

05.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact, I somehow outdid this message on actual Thanksgiving. I am an absolute glutton and American, which I realize is saying the same thing twice.

29.11.2024 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever have a Thanksgiving meal and after you get a bit concerned that you may be full forever? Like, there can't possibly be any more room for food for the next 40-50ish years of your life?

Asking for a friend.

24.11.2024 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rays were made up by big graphics to sell more frames

19.11.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4011    πŸ” 1935    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 35

Seeing people post about it more so I will say that I'm gonna be attending AGDQ again next year.

Looking forward to seeing everyone and having many drinks and playing many games with yall.

18.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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