my opponent thinks we should give cedar longpenis one million dollars--this is unamerican.
tonight id like to tell you about my patriotic plan that actually aims to help americans and solve the crises that plague this country. the plan is called "give cedar longpenis two million dollars"
all monetary punishments should scale with the accused's income.
a millionaire gets the same speeding ticket as a working class single mother. that's disproportionate punishment. so either the single mom should be fined a nickel, or the billionaire should risk bankruptcy. im fine with either.
im well aware that biotin gummies dont actually do anything. but they taste yummy and i like starting my day with a little treat after my skincare routine. sue me.
It’s never been about protecting women’s sports.
this made me physically nauseous
fellow locally hosted smart home user 🤝
i don't know who you are but you are so pretty and cool
so ive gotta know.
what is so unfathomably difficult about getting your packages from the mail room?
how can u order things only to let them sit there for MONTHS?
like can someone rob this building please? it would be so easy! i'm so sick of sifting through YOUR crap whenever i wanna find MY crap
this isn't an attack. it's an invitation to grow ❤️
caring strongly about how someone pronounces the filename extension ".gif" in 2026 has the same energy as saying "doggo" or "sportsball." what's next? gonna ask me if a hotdog is a sandwich?
girl u look HAWT 🥹💕
@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social
i dont know the kind of person you are. i dont know your intentions, goals, interests, or experience.
but i feel you've published bad journalism. i hope that you'll take this feedback to heart, and in the interest of good faith, you'll retract this article.
@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social
most Wired readers are aware of the harm that billionaire technocrats inflict on society. so to make baseless, lofty claims that link this harm to queerness is the kind of cruel, dangerous bullying that honorable journalists aim to call out--not contribute to.
@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social
now as a reader, i can only make assumptions regarding intent. but i'll tell you how it reads to me.
it reads like the gay panic hit pieces of times i thought had passed. it feels like you've fabricated a boogeyman in hopes of scapegoating a marginalized community
@zoesaintbernard.bsky.social id love to understand what you thought you were going for here.
what was the goal of a piece like this?
what were you hoping the reader would come away with here?
what did you think the words you published would do for tech workers, consumers, and/or queer people?
hey @zoesaintbernard.bsky.social im a Wired subscriber and queer person.
im aware that journalists dont have complete control over their articles and the manner in which they are presented.
but this is bad--really bad. 🧵
u ever walk by a house that's being built and think "im so glad im not building that."?
because i think that all the time. im so glad im not building a house right now. i dont know how to build a house, and when i see others do it, it doesnt appear intuitive.
lyrical genius
coworkers after you send them a 5 paragraph Teams message that requires their input: 👁️
the only remotely moral take is "burn it all down"
it feels so absurd to talk to someone who believes ICE can be "reformed."
regardless of whether or not an unregulated militia of fascist sycophants that do nothing but break up families and harass communities CAN be reformed;
how can you believe an organization like that is even WORTH reforming?
i honestly think people are just bitter. most of our jobs are dull and small. yours isn't, and that feels unfair to them
i cannot get my head around why people judge those that pursue the arts as a career. how are you not enamored by it?
you honk a horn so well that youre able to feed and clothe yourself??
or the pictures you paint can pay your rent???
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! TELL ME MORE!
everyones using computers wrong. this is not what they're for. turn it off. give it to me. you can have this back when i feel like you've earned my trust.
smallness is a state of mind. im 5'10 but im also teensy. im soooo tiny.
me: yeah i got one. what song lyrics do you think about when you're high?
doctor just trying to end the visit: i meant more like medical questions.
(just curious, not interrogating your methodology) do you happen to know what counts as a single use of an emoji? i would think it would be really hard to not double dip when collecting this. do u know what the sample was? the more i think about it, the more interesting the problem seems.
interesting that while they've changed order, it has remained the same ten emoji.
my hair dresser moved to a studio ON MY BLOCK so now i walk 30 seconds instead of 15 minutes for my hair appointments. i have the perfect life.
this sweet shy little colleague of mine asked if i could help him pick out nail polish, learn makeup, and restyle his wardrobe. in a totally cis way, im sure.
THIS IS MY DREAM!
IT'S HAPPENING!!
WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE, QUEEN!!!
