Dianna, Princess of Whales 👑🐋 🌺

BIIIIIIIG WIN FOR DALLAS 🌟

Edmonton has to be 6-2 their stomach right now.

You make a valid point. I DO have room to talk!

Ok but geography IS my strong point! It was my minor! 😂 I also love the smartass comments. Sassy map!

Don’t you dare

I’m sorry that happened to you, but it does make me feel a little better 😬

Oopsies wrong ocean! 🌊

I got a SEVEN! 😂

www.maptap.gg March 12
96🏅 78👏 80✨ 7😱 60😐
Final score: 535

I just made the huge mistake of popping by Facebook to read the comments to see how anyone could defend this. The general consensus is “because history, whether you like it or not!” 🙄

I saw this headline earlier but just now got around to reading about it because a congressman is calling for its removal. I have questions.

- whose idea was it to install this statue?
- they must have known why it was removed from Love Field
- is he the only Texas Ranger or are there others?

Together, we can tackle language abuse!

I think it’s part “I’m not gonna do anything I don’t wanna” and part surrounding themselves with yes-men who won’t tell them when they look like ass. Maybe a dash of losing touch with reality. A little sprinkle.

Upon reflection, I’d like to apologize to the idiots of the world….

Upon reflection, I would like to apologize to any 12 year old boys I may have offended with this post. You would likely do a much better job at running the country than these idiots.

Another point for the “12 year old boys run this country” theory

a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! '' Alt: a woman in an orange fur coat is standing in front of a window and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''

Why did you make me look at that

a man is looking at his phone with a caption that says of all the timelines , this is clearly the darkest Alt: Abed from Community says, “of all the timelines , this is clearly the darkest, which is why I propose we commit to being evil”

We need to get to work making our goatees

You wouldn’t know anything about those

Far be it from me to criticize anyone’s appearance, but does this fool not own a comb? Little dash of hair gel?

I feel like silly straws are being criminally overlooked.

Damn, that’s a great headline. I didn’t even need to map the sentence to figure out what the article was about!

I didn’t even think about SEO playing into how headlines are written now. I guess we are seasoned classics, still expecting newspaper headlines.

I just wanted to use the word “prowess,” tbh

Right!? Like you had to work to build that run-on sentence!

Why won’t anyone pay me for my prowess?

Solution: hire me to de-preposition you.

You CAN write multiple sentences. I would hold your hand, but you need both of them to type.

Way too may prepositions in this headline. Break into two or three sentences:

California gov (name is not required) said there is no imminent threat to the state (declarative, main point). Statement follows unverified claims that Iranians were planning drone attacks (simple, secondary point).

Confirmed.

None. I’m a hedgehog.

I’VE BEEN BUSY TODAY OK

It was actually about a hedgehog:

“If somebody thinks they’re a hedgehog, presumably you just give ‘em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.” 🦔

It’s like they’re evolving, but…. Other way….