Dianna, Princess of Wails 🎃👻👑

today seems like a things-fall-apart-the-center-cannot-hold sorta day so how about a timeline cleanse for you? this is absolutely the best thing you will watch at least this week

(via Matt Storer on IG)

that seems like a very inconvenient place for a chilli dog.

Oh no…. It’s gonna be stuck in my ear all day!

Ok but what if they bought something I don’t approve of!?

Everyone on the Fox Sunday show is wearing dress shoes this week. Looks like y’all’s bitching about men’s fashion paid off.

I think our optimism levels are similar, as well as our determination to have a good time. Great work, Tim. And Go Cowboys.

I haven’t seen anyone predict an easy win. Only gloomy pessimists saying not to get your hopes up and even if they do win, it doesn’t really matter because it’s the Jets. Like, I wonder if they enjoy things at all.

Anyway. Go Cowboys.

Marie Antoinette is questionable to return with an upper body injury

Now that’s what I’m talkin about, hell yeah

“Can anyone take care of me please?”

What are you talking about? I’m right there!

We are compatible! Yay!

Generous

Cult leader material, baby! Let’s go!

(Sounds like a lot of responsibility, but I will persevere)

Scientists off the coast of Washington state filmed a pod of over 20 Southern Resident killer whales. San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance told CNN their researchers, alongside SeaDoc Society and NOAA, are using "non-invasive health monitoring technologies" to study threats to the endangered species.

Honestly, that’s the dream

Did they have the string quartet waiting for you in the suite or did you have to provide your own? 🎻

Bear 🐻 ❤️

My chocolate long haired chihuahua, Bear, apparently very surprised that there are noises

I heard it, too

it me

Woke ass Messiah

Same, Danny B. Proof it’s possible to figure it out.

Knew I should’ve picked another animal.

I have more, if you want

Is Bebop the dog?

Or like the Philadelphia Eagles did back in the early 2000’s to the UNT eagle.

That’s pretty cool how the talons make the E!

two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside Alt: two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside

No, eddie. Your team is not enough.

Andy, my daughter stole my phone last night so she could vote for you the maximum number of times twice! 😂

We absolutely adore you & will keep voting for you. As long as you keep having a great time, we’ll be here. Much love! ❤️

Hell yeah #GMG