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Partial to a arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.

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Total pain going into work. There’s no need to

04.03.2026 13:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s hope that hotel doesn’t get flattened by a drone

04.03.2026 08:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All those Reform idiots wanting to support Trump haven’t thought this one through, surprisingly

04.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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04.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Saying nowt

03.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the petition has run its course

03.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With a bit of luck, all this bombing of oil installations & refineries will result in me going back to WFH 5 days a week. So it might be all worth it. Thanks Donald

03.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good selection though, I pop in occasionally when I’m visiting my eldest

03.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Carlton ?

03.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know, the silly arse doesn’t know what he’s saying from one day to the next. Starmer needs to do a Harold Wilson here & stand firm

03.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ho hum

03.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine the boost in ratings if he had 😂

03.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Starmer’s response “Well Churchill didn’t have to deal with an over indulged coward who rapes kids did he?”

03.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

03.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

I find that weird. I love seeing people’s pets on here. Each to their own I suppose

03.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been getting quite a few people blocking me this past day or so. They clearly love influencers & hate dogs. I don’t know how I’ll sleep tonight

02.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Ex South Park writer creates website calling for Barron Trump to be drafted

A former South Park writer has launched a website demanding that Barron Trump be drafted as the United States engages in war with Iran.

02.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 40    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 3

Bring on the Influencer Hunger Games. A big fat line then let battle commence

02.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wife said he did the same today, turned his head quickly, whacked it on the door frame & went down like a tonne of shit, staring at her like “you bitch, why did you do that?”

02.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stood on his paw before as I didn’t realise he was right behind me. He squealed, dropped to the floor & rolled over, staring up at me. Exactly the same as Mo Salah does… He’s not daft

02.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I watched the first 3 episodes and not gone back for the 4th yet, that’s nearly 2 weeks ago. It’s alright but not sure whether i’ll bother finishing it

02.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Double glazed windows?? No such thing as

02.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know, so chuffed

02.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s a great little character

02.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh she’s gorgeous

02.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Influencers? Yeah they deffo need banning

02.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh fantastic. I/we want pics & footage. It can’t be all War & VAR decisions on here

02.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you see any possibles? (dogs not beds)

02.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0