Men used to go to war & now they pregame for The Marias
Grinder is for getting it on. But in these ads, this lady is in the cold with her baby trying to get 50 coins so she can fix the window and get a fireplace.
If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up
Healing isn’t enough I need my memory erased
DL with 300 of my mutuals? Yeah, okay sure…..
I’m working late cause I’m a dumb bitch that said yes
If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up
Aww that dick looks lonely let me fix that
Bring back men that yearn for a partner. I want a love letter sealed with wax.
Platinum Face Card
Luv trauma dumping and then shaking my ass on the dance floor
I found the bitch and I’m mad because you chose an umpa lumpa big nose bitch over a platinum face card body shaped like a coke bottle
He says I can’t take a joke, but I took him
On the bright side I still have a fat ass
[Crying] I wanna be rich
just randomly swiped up on his birthday post after ghosting him for no rzn 3 months ago #bottominastraightmaledominatedfeilds
Remember what Santa said he said be a ho ho ho so what are you waiting for, go go go
You just gotta say AYYYEEE after everything to stay happy
What am I sad for I have a tiny waist and a bang able face card
Beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer in the clear
Saturday nights are for ass shaking
Catching feelings and falling in love should be on a thousand ways to die
Hate when men ask me what I’m doing like baby I’m in these streets serving cunt wtf are you doing bitch??
Just ordered a clocky tea hold the boots with 3 pumps of fierce in a diva cup
Santa’s favorite hoe
My Christmas theme this year is a sweet Christmas like my ass
I texted him 9 mins ago
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets
Oh I leave quite an impression fat ass to be exact
He asked me if I had plans tonight how do I tell him I don’t fucking like him
May all the food you eat on thanksgiving go straight to your ass and not your back. Amen.
