Hack-Man

/me marks for the "Falls Count AnyONE" match at #MysteryWrestling19

Twitch Twitch is the world

Ladies Night.

Everyone welcome.

Female vocalists.

Allll night long

Starting 45 minutes ago. haha

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AI math fail

I decided to modify one and went with "Mowbi-Lawn Kenobi"

MoBot (short and silly)
Lawn & Order
Sir Mows-a-Lot
Grassassin
Mow Zart (the maestro of lawns 🎶)
Clip Van Grass
The Lawn Ranger
Weed Whacker Jr.
Blade Runner
Chop Suey
Mowbi-Wan Kenobi
Captain Clip
Edward Scissorfeet
Grasshole (if it gets stuck often 😆)

I asked Grok to name my robot lawn mower. About half of its suggestions were decent:

Had my first #WhiteClaw today

Black cherry was decent

Even better mixed with #MtnDew

I just watched both #HappyGilmore movies for the first time

I didn't hate either of them, but neither of them was CaddyShack (but I didn't go in expecting either to be 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 good)

Worth the watch

YouTube video by Biscuit Beats Concert Kiss Cam (Official Lyric Video)

THIS is why we have AI

"Make me a hit country song about the CEO at the ColdPlay concert"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC42...

I still can't believe this is a real clip of trial testimony in an actual court room.

Today I learned that Olivia Newton-John was a descendant of Martin Luther

DJ_Hak - Twitch DJ_Hak is a rookie DJ from Minnesota who plays all kinds of music, but leans heavily on 1980s rock, pop, yacht, slow jams, and rare covers.

Ladies Night.

Everyone welcome.

Female vocalists.

Allll night long

Starting 5 minutes ago. haha

twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

1980s jams.

Allll night long

Starting 5 minutes ago. haha

twitch.tv/DJ_Hak

DJ_Hak - Twitch Rare(?) covers until sunrise... or noon... or something! no mic & no requests today.

I am now LIVE playing rare(?) cover songs til sunrise (or maybe noon).

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Twitch Twitch is the world

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Pop-up Billy Joel concert from 9:00 til just before 11:00 CT tonight (yes, right now; sorry for the late ping)

Happy 4th of July Minnesota!

There are no kings in America, and we’re going to keep it that way.

At least I'm getting more sleep this week

It is 97 degrees in my kitchen

Brainstorming meal ideas that don't require the oven or stovetop

A second window A/C unit should be here in an hour or two to use as a stopgap until the whole-house A/C gets fixed

At least the next 3 days have highs in the 70s

Just watched my 49th episode of The Wellness Policy

Has anyone ever got a good answer to why the #EddieGilbert banner at the #ECWarena says 2007 when Eddie died in 1995?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

RIP Steve ‘Mongo’ McMichael

How did it take me twice as long to watch night 2 of #WrestleMania as it did to watch the combined #NXT #StandAndDeliver plus night 1 on Mania?

and followed up with:
"It's a humorous meme playing on their somewhat similar appearance, especially with the beard and shaggy hair. This is likely meant to trick people who might not be familiar with Žižek into thinking these are photos of Mark Hamill from different time periods."

I fed the image to Claude AI, which responded: "This appears to be a CAPTCHA verification system showing 9 similar-looking photos of a man with a beard. All of these images actually appear to be Slavoj Žižek, the Slovenian philosopher and cultural critic, not Mark Hamill.

Listened to the Dark Side of the Ring podcast on Bret Hart

I was laughing so hard at Bret meeting "Sammy Hagar" on the plane

"That can't be Sammy Hagar; he's wearing a Timex" --Jim Neidhart

"Sammy" snorts a huge line of coke and gets a nosebleed

"Okay, it is definitely Sammy Hagar"

Before watching each month's Wellness Policy, I ask myself:

How far into the podcast will Jordan ask a question to which Wai will reply "you don't have to answer that"

1m 40s was a lot sooner than I predicted this month 🤣

John Cena is in an abusive relationship with the fans

Needs more R-Truth

#WWE #Raw

How many minors are on the #AEW payroll?
🤼‍♂️Negative One
🤼‍♂️Costco Guy's son
🤼‍♂️The Rizzler

I must be forgetting some others