The Mall Krampus

The Mall Krampus

@themallkrampus.bsky.social

Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.

1,899 Followers 453 Following 14,722 Posts Joined Apr 2023
7 hours ago

In my head this was draught since I was channelling brewery menu descriptions, but yes, it needs to be a Belgian or to have some barrel time to get me to think about spending ten bucks for a 22

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11 hours ago

“Big Lacuna” (10.4% ABV) - a dry-hopped double IPA featuring Citra, Nectatron, and Talus hops then finished with an infusion of Maui Wowie terpenes. Hang ten and then maybe take a seat. (10oz - $11)

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11 hours ago
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this site sucks but sometimes it generates Art

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12 hours ago

The Raiders having the most On LinkedIn room in the league is prospectively hilarious ngl

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12 hours ago

Honestly Zsinj and Melvar are a series antagonist team that needs to be saved for Ryan Murphy

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12 hours ago

I do sort of respect her for evolving perfectly along with her base of people who were graduate students in the tens by becoming enamoured with exotic legal Calvinball and the dumbest rube goldberg policy bullshit that is relevant to status anxiety-havers who think they are economic anxiety-havers

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12 hours ago
Owner occupied houses good. Owner occupied apartments bad. Corporate owned rental houses THE WORST. Corporate owned apartments meh.

The folk morality around housing type and tenure in American cities:

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12 hours ago

You do have to think you start seeing some stuff rattle off in the next couple weeks though even if it’s ‘only’ hiccup-ey

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12 hours ago

I reckon ”both”; probably of note that a lot of the most prominent econ supply chain voices on here have confidently predicted the imminent collapse of the global economy about 27 times in the last two years so applying a strong effect/trajectory discount is… appropriate

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13 hours ago

And also (related to class anxieties/chauvinism) he’s a visible and therefore blameable figure for much more complicated things that are not just outside the observers’ control but so outside the observers’ control as to be ineffable. And ineffable is hard to anxietypost or ragepost about.

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13 hours ago

I am once again begging all would be strategists to embrace Vic Fangio thought (stay in two high shell and don’t do anything weird or aggressive until you absolutely need It)

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13 hours ago

That’s a nice fit for them tbh

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14 hours ago

we love Weird Tourney Math, don’t we folks?

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15 hours ago

Of course my biggest post ever is about endangered parrot sex. Just how you draw it up.

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16 hours ago

catching the CHGO free agent show without any of the actual reporters involved and it‘s hilarious that this is the exact same discourse a year later

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1 day ago

The Bering has had its moments of late also

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1 day ago

Good thing the Raiders didn't think Maxx Crosby was off their books and wrote $281 million in free agent contracts...

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1 day ago

Little bottle of magnesium citrate will fix that

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1 day ago

Lmao yes

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1 day ago
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Sabres taking the ice for warmups. Logan Stanley is out there. Visa must be sorted out.

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1 day ago

This effect is powered in part by one of that belief's few competitors for strength: "the hedonism treadmill is unbelievably real"

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1 day ago

Viz the current automation discourse, I believe in nothing stronger than "people are endlessly creative at coming up with services to sell one another and are in this respect several orders of magnitude more creative than at creating externally consumable art"

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1 day ago

this is an *amazing* part of Instagram in case you were wondering

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1 day ago

*Mission: Impossible theme plays*

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1 day ago
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Critically endangered kākāpō parrot has standout breeding season A total of 59 healthy kākāpō chicks have hatched over the last few weeks, according to the latest tally by Aotearoa New Zealand’s Department of Conservation. This marks one of the most successful rece...

congrats on the sex, small ridiculous birds news.mongabay.com/short-articl...

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1 day ago

I refuse to give up on my Wetjens dream but… well here’s a small fast return-centric guy

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1 day ago

cause Stone Cold said so

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1 day ago

You know I’m beginning to doubt this website might house American’s intellectual and moral elite or, alternatively, doubting that such a moral and intellectual elite has a lot of WAR value for “society”

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2 days ago
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Had a second go after day one of Free Agency; tbh I like this one better although I reckon roughly a zero percent chance Lew is still hanging out in the back nine of R3

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2 days ago
THE AIR RAID IS JUST MATH
HAL MUMME'S OFFENSIVE FORMULA
IF THEY BRING
5
MESH
IF THEY DROP
8
MESH
IF THEY PLAY
MAN
MESH
IF THEY PLAY ZONE
MESH
IF THEY PLAY
ANYTHING
MESH
OFFENSE - SIMPLE ANSWERS
TO DEFENSIVE MATH
EVERY COVERAGE HAS
A SOLUTION

From Hal Mumme’s Twitter account.

Mesh - the answer to all of life’s problems.

Kid’s a shit? Mesh.
Burned dinner? Mesh.
Hernia? Mesh.

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