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The Mall Krampus

@themallkrampus.bsky.social

Excel Jockey and Aspiring Quirky Suburban Dad. GrillCath Supremacist. Mostly here for well-read snark & football. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = Stochastic RTs for someone else.

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Oh nice! They're very desirable, especially for new to film people. I have an FTb-QL because I hated myself and it is mechanically more interesting if-more-idiosyncratic.

04.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See guys, it is actually possible to win in OT

04.03.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying the Jets and the third period are the Sid and Nancy of our age

04.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very happy for you as they fall into a more niche but spiritually-related pocket of my heart than Star Wars

04.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest explanation for this would be if he already ate an entire one but they fucked up the take and had to shoot one more, so put another huge burger in front of him

04.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think most of the smart watch ecosystems will do one using their own algo at the enthusiast level. I have a Forerunner 255 which is a nicely featured watch that hits the sweet spot before they get eyewateringly expensive.

04.03.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Garmin reevaluates the heart rate/power measure for rides at least 20 minutes long where you’re sitting at a threshold at or above 70% of your max heart rate. This was my workout this morning in TrainerRoad.

04.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good job team, we’re back

04.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

needful things

03.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tradle | OEC Games | The Observatory of Economic Complexity Became an instant classic, guess the country based on an export distribution | Have fun with OEC Data

Once again a pair of niche interests intersect to illuminate the correct answer
#Tradle #1458 1/6
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03.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Refusing to give them the satisfaction by waddling defiantly outside and immediately to the car over the weeping objections of your hosts wife and the scoffs of your friends who assume you are bluffing. Anyway: US foreign policy.

03.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Fantasy football penalty meetings gone wrong

03.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It occurs to me that there is a nonzero chance some AO3 furry story exists with a thinly veiled Matt Yglesias figure as the extremely-unintentionally-sympathetic villain

03.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get around a lot of the discourse favoritism by viewing pundits like birds in my yard, aware that even the very charming blue jays flittering around my bird feeder could on any given day choose to start divebombing the cat or decide to exclusively shit on my car for their own inscrutable reasons

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mattress on the floor, only furniture was a broken futon and TV stand with a undershelf for the playstation, and a bedroom closet full of canned fish and beer. Shocking I didn’t leave the place with a future wife.

02.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was more of a β€œbulk buy from restaurant supply store tinned tunaβ€œ guy in graduate school but also yeah

02.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Due to the sport in question having very long stretches of nothing happening, the British dudes doing commentary have the charming habit of killing time with Fun Facts about the area currently in the shot

02.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incidentally (also unrelated to this country) I found Portuguese roller hockey during a YouTube deep dive the other night and it looks so gloriously jank

02.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tradle | OEC Games | The Observatory of Economic Complexity Became an instant classic, guess the country based on an export distribution | Have fun with OEC Data

Following semi-obscure sports once again pays off #Tradle #1457 1/6
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02.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how obviously bad somebody has to be to penetrate the irrational love affair bluesky forms with passionate dipshits who peddle in angry left-coded populism-slop. Pretty damn bad!

02.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think it’s possible/likely that the Maine discourse is ultimately an example of PMC preferences on this particular website being pissed into the wind without much purchase just like most of its other betes noires, it’s just that I also am an adult & have never seen a more obvious Mr. Scorpion

02.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Have to say the guy who constantly pisses and moans about how unfair it is to judge the DSA for letting a bunch of tankie freaks use official channels is not beating any allegations of β€œdisqualifyingly bad judgement” here

02.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again begging people to stop praying on the apocalypse because they think they are part of the glorious moral Elect

02.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Going to have to spin the Steve Winwood/Clapton live album version tonight as salve for how dumb everyone seems intent on being

02.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNearer My God To Thee” such a banger too

02.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Politics podcasts are sort of fascinating in that, AFAICT based on practitioners’ posting, is that it is like a turbocharged version of the social media thing where people just hype each other up & everyone slowly drifts towards the dumbest and most passionate guy who himself becomes Worse

02.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to use cases I find β€œformulating my instructions as though I were sending a work chat message to reasonably bright but unreliable Stoner Matt who I am stuck with” to do better than blueskying very open and undirected, outcome-oriented prompts
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02.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Gorsuch is such a weirdo but it is at least entertaining when pointed in the other direction

02.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am being informed that Jeffries once again refuses to press the Fix All This (Vaguely Les Miserables-aesthetic] button despite it being Right There

02.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0