The Mall Krampus

Good bio title for Frances Villiers, tbh

The fault Horatio, etc.

You would think that all the cognitohazard posting people did about Twitter might cause them to consider there might be similar mechanical effects for some consumers on a different website where power users are huge weirdos who bask in ragebait and ratcheting anxiety ideation but leftishly

I’m sure as we speak somebody on DeviantArt is squaring the circle here

“Let‘s see a machine crash out like this”

It’s regrettable in the sense that I’m fully covered here but I also think it is of critical importance to the longterm survival of the global economy that nobody important in the US government really capital-U understands this post for at least a generation

You know the whole "the writers" thing is often overplayed but I have to admit "FIFA Peace Prize" to this post is remarkable narrative comedic payoff by the chaos gods

I saw A Discourse today that reminded me of this: the fixation of Twitter is also exactly this

Which are both astonishingly stupid but somehow both more attached to reality than "Trump's going to magic up victory and you sheeple on this public website where I am posting are too stupid to understand this is LITERALLY Andor already" 2/2

It's very funny that this website has exactly three visions of the 2026/2028: "Dems will win huge and do NOTHING except throw billionaires a party and make Liz Cheney vice president" or "Dems will win huge and do ontologically queer Reconstruction 2 and make art communism Real" 1/2

In my head this was draught since I was channelling brewery menu descriptions, but yes, it needs to be a Belgian or to have some barrel time to get me to think about spending ten bucks for a 22

“Big Lacuna” (10.4% ABV) - a dry-hopped double IPA featuring Citra, Nectatron, and Talus hops then finished with an infusion of Maui Wowie terpenes. Hang ten and then maybe take a seat. (10oz - $11)

this site sucks but sometimes it generates Art

The Raiders having the most On LinkedIn room in the league is prospectively hilarious ngl

Honestly Zsinj and Melvar are a series antagonist team that needs to be saved for Ryan Murphy

I do sort of respect her for evolving perfectly along with her base of people who were graduate students in the tens by becoming enamoured with exotic legal Calvinball and the dumbest rube goldberg policy bullshit that is relevant to status anxiety-havers who think they are economic anxiety-havers

The folk morality around housing type and tenure in American cities:

You do have to think you start seeing some stuff rattle off in the next couple weeks though even if it’s ‘only’ hiccup-ey

I reckon ”both”; probably of note that a lot of the most prominent econ supply chain voices on here have confidently predicted the imminent collapse of the global economy about 27 times in the last two years so applying a strong effect/trajectory discount is… appropriate

And also (related to class anxieties/chauvinism) he’s a visible and therefore blameable figure for much more complicated things that are not just outside the observers’ control but so outside the observers’ control as to be ineffable. And ineffable is hard to anxietypost or ragepost about.

I am once again begging all would be strategists to embrace Vic Fangio thought (stay in two high shell and don’t do anything weird or aggressive until you absolutely need It)

That’s a nice fit for them tbh

we love Weird Tourney Math, don’t we folks?

Of course my biggest post ever is about endangered parrot sex. Just how you draw it up.

catching the CHGO free agent show without any of the actual reporters involved and it‘s hilarious that this is the exact same discourse a year later

The Bering has had its moments of late also

Good thing the Raiders didn't think Maxx Crosby was off their books and wrote $281 million in free agent contracts...

Little bottle of magnesium citrate will fix that

Lmao yes

Sabres taking the ice for warmups. Logan Stanley is out there. Visa must be sorted out.