(sensing that my straight male coworker wants to wear a shirt with a pattern he considers less than heterosexual) I just want you to keep it in your mind that a life lived in service to those who would spurn you for being different is no life at all
(mentoring my middle-aged man coworker again) remember that "no." is a full sentence, queen
One time one showed up in the middle of the night on the uptown NQRW platform at times square and I was able to take it home but I was kind of afraid it would trap me in some kind of forbidden train dimension for a while
I know I posted this years ago on Mastodon or Twitter. I don't think I've ever posted it here, though! I remembered it last night because I wanted to show a friend
i do NOT care if the stripper loves me. i will continue to love the stripper just as i love every one of my fellow men
This is dope
What does he know?
The List of Furby Fakes page on the Furby wiki is life-changing official-furby.fandom.com/wiki/List_of...
magnet to commemorate my visit to utah, where i saw a unicorn
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
Now we're talking
1.5 tillion
Two tillion
Happy International Women's Day and Ford Truck Month to those who celebrate
i only want peanut m&ms when i'm at the airport. they only sound good to me when they're $30
That's wonderful 😀
How do they do it, man....
If you stop your car right in the middle of the crosswalk on a red light it should be legal for a pedestrian to behead you
Was it a friendly one, at least?
All he can think about is eating treat and having fun ♥️
I've been looking at these images every time I get sad lately
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahaha
Lol owwww 🤩
(Confused, yet suggestive tone) You know what they say about having feet.... 😏
I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"
half of all "people" on hinge can't read
genetics are crazy. two of my tatted friends had a kid recently and he came out completely blank except for his "IAMA BABY" knuckle tats
doctors removed his brain so he could fit more love
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
