"Wife" as a suffix because apparently despite preferring "boyfriend", they think "husband" is comparatively sauceless, further codifying their charmingly thorough disrespect for being boxed into any sort of gender that e.g. my mom could ever comprehend
I told a friend about this and she said "oh yeah, you got werewolf married" so now we've been calling each other wolfwives
Oh yay :3
Everybody seems so stressed out, is something bad happening
Spoilers for CSM: Denji is a stand-in for the shonen manga audience and Pochita, a stand in for Fujimoto, is now saying "We've seen enough of your dreams, they only escalate violence forever. You secretly just love misery and by the way, you'll never get laid or deserve to"
and that's: really funny
When it comes to the possible futures game, I'm a long time fan of Do The Revolution For Real This Time but my team is having engine troubles so I guess I gotta begrudgingly root for Rebuild After Everything Collapses over the main other contender, Fully Automated Global Fascism Forever
i sometimes go into long "write only" modes, where i just post my shit, limit replies, do not read what anyone else is posting, and just sort of use it as a joke vent and selfie-like-notification-dopamine collector
We've been acknowledging this feeling by locking eyes and whispering "this one's for the dead wife montage" lately
If some called me a fag, I could accuse them of being British!!!! This idea has legs!!!!
gorgeous
"cigarette" is a beautiful name for a trans girl. I could've worn a marlboro racing jacket and been nicknamed "ciggy"
Proud of my big booty latina vampire lesbian movie star ex-girlfriend
Whenever I try to add more color to my wardrobe I remember that one reason I wear black is because I am a baby bitch with dumdum fingers and I need to hide all the spaghetti I slop all over my shit
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alt take
As a personal trainer my absolute favorite shit is when clients text me about realizing how much strength they've gained after doing stuff they used to struggle with
Some things never change (Ferrari drivers calmly pointing out obvious flaws in their team strategy)
I'm like 10 minutes into the first f1 race of the new season with the bonkers new regulations and I can't wait to hear what my friends who know more about this will say (I'm loving it)
Also you can do sick wheelies
If we lived in a more tolerable world, it would be normal to have two different careers that you periodically switch between to avoid burnout. Like are you in your desk job era or your doing activities era
If you're thinking about buying a motorcycle, now might be a good time. They get like 50-60mpg and they're gonna get way more expensive/valuable in the near future
How have I not heard this story
Honestly "what's the worst icebreaker question you can come up with?" might be a good one even though I think I've really already landed on a top tier answer
I gotta get better at casual conversation so I'm memorizing a list of fun icebreaker questions like "what's your favorite color?" or "do you like movies about driving?” or "what's the worst thing you've ever imagined while cumming?"
Latke is happy her family is home
Aside from the lovely wedding we spent a lot of the weekend in various cities getting stared at by cishets, but upon arriving in Portland we barely walked 50 feet before encountering a trans cashier who was profoundly uninterested in us. I love my city
Home @ Porpland
You personally have the experience to make a much more accurate anal circumference table
