I’m thinking the future of CNN talent is a streaming platform and a shitload of UHF transmitters.
My god. How do you bear it all?
Every day
This could have legs, Tom.
He was insane 10 fucking years ago, you know.
Over 18? Yes.
Extremely punchable? Oh, yes.
LFG
Welcome to Denver.
They were using starlink the entire time. No one should be surprised that all of the government’s data was shipped to xai in South Memphis.
Because it makes dumb Wall Street people jump.
I’m all in on Sasquatch.
They could be pressed into jugs for our Soylent Green®️ (which is people).
More of my Scots-Irish brethren from, say, Ohio, Iowa, and the Carolinas, should visit Ireland and be held to account.
Liner. Yes.
Manager Yadi is also going to be something.
Pretty sure this money is not where people think it is.
Acme Weather v1.0 is making weather maps beautiful again.
They all spend plenty of time under rocks, so there’s that.
I’m sorry, he actually said “sacrifice?” Why? How big are those balls. Jesus Christ, these assholes.
Dripping with wins. Everywhere.
Which is why it’s also great to see @thedailybeast.bsky.social headlines that begin with “Trump, 79,” followed by whatever stupid thing he’s now said or done.
I play mad “freecell” like it’s a requirement to keep the earth turning. I really should try the unplugged version.
Good to see it’s been updated to reflect the truth. I hate “reporting the reporting,” but some outlet somewhere needs to tell us how the hell this happened.
Not an editing error; the first six graphs were entirely wrong
It requires a believable explanation. My 20 years in newspapering says so.
Still up in Apple News.
The first 6 graphs are wrong.
Everything in the first 6 graphs of this story is wrong.
Just now, wut.
Which one of these things is not like the other? And WTF.
Come the revolution…
That’s an active alcoholic’s face. He looks terrible.
