Coffin Joe

Coffin Joe

@zappaneese.bsky.social

Small Town Undertaker ๐Ÿฆด| Horror ๐Ÿ˜ฑ | Movies ๐ŸŽฅ| Freestyle Taxidermy ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ| Grateful Dead ๐Ÿ’€| Music ๐ŸŽถ | Part-Time Harbinger ๐Ÿ”ฎ

589 Followers 1,113 Following 255 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago

Is this something? Dylan McKay is Diet Vanilla Ice

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1 month ago

If a movie goes from Stephen King cameo > ATM calling someone an a$$hole > AC/DC song... automatic masterpiece. Not even necessary for a vending machine to kill a little leaguer.

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1 month ago

I went from Hollywood Squares to Hee-Haw to Beverly Hills 90210.... I'm obviously going through some stuff....give me space. Thanks.

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2 months ago

Yes, adore the trilogy!!

On original post, differing opinions are great! Listen I'm GenX, I shouldn't have this opinion. But I'm genuine when I say I believe the Fast lore is fantastic. I gave up pretension in favor of joy years ago. Different strokes!

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2 months ago

Would be cool to see him join Mayer, Oteil, Jeff for an occasional tour in future years.

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2 months ago

All good!!

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2 months ago

Been on this app for a bit now and this is my first time encountering the inexplicably bitter that was so prevalent on that other app. Maybe I've just been lucky.
Regardless, Happy New Year!

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2 months ago

The overall lore of the Fast & Furious franchise is more compelling than that of the Star Wars franchise

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2 months ago
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I watched these initially as "bad" Xmas movies but actually enjoyed them. The Lawrence brothers should make at least one new one per year.

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3 months ago
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Slightly but perfectly buzzed. Fire roaring. Snowing outside. Black Christmas playing. Cozy and fine. Happy Saturday everyone! #horror #horrorfam

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3 months ago

Jaws, Halloween (78), Friday the 13th Part II, Sleepaway Camp, Black Christmas

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3 months ago
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Made like 45yrs ago and I still frequently say "Atta girl" because of it

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4 months ago

Psycho: Original
Halloween: Homage
Scream: Satire
Scary Movie: Parody

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4 months ago

To celebrate Halloween, post an iconic horror movie character

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4 months ago

"The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on."

"You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in fifteen years."

"Oh, cool. Yep, nothing to worry about then."

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4 months ago

It's been over 40yrs and E.T. is still one of the most believable/interesting aliens I've seen on film.

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5 months ago
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A back-to-back that made me think of @danharmon.bsky.social ... Monopoly Man followed by evil waiter

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5 months ago

Maybe if you're out on some rickety boat hunting a giant killer great white, you shouldn't stay up all night getting hammered and singing sea shanties

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6 months ago

The 78 og is one of my favorite films oat. But I enjoyed the RZ films. Lower on my list of franchise but still. Didn't care so much for origin story but it was fine...just prefer no stated origin. But screw it, let everyone take a swing.

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6 months ago

Haven't seen it but I will now... thanks!

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6 months ago

David Johnsson blew me away in The Long Walk.... amazing performance!!

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6 months ago

Not sure we owned that one but it was on cable stations a lot at one point so I saw it quite a few times

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6 months ago

For the GenX or older...name a movie you watched a boatload - not because you necessarily loved it but because it was one of the few your family had on VHS when you were growing up.

Me: Toy Soldiers

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6 months ago

So wait....were we supposed to believe that Jason turned on the music and lights to freak out the girl before killing her on the dance floor?
#JasonTakesManhattan #EvenThoughHeDoesntMakeItToManhattanUntilLikeAnHourIntoTheMovie

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7 months ago
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1989? I was 12.

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7 months ago

Mission Improbable: But Turns Out Very Possible

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7 months ago

Would be hard to find better examples of Betteridge's law of headlines

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7 months ago
Subtitle reads: contemplative funk music Subtitle reads: gloomy synth music

who knew that going back and watching the pilot episode of Greatest American Hero would give me so many music playlist ideas

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7 months ago

Girlfriend is Better gets my motor revving. Best synthesis of Talking heads imo.

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7 months ago
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a shark is attacking a man on a boat that says rca ALT: a shark is attacking a man on a boat that says rca
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