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José Pablo Iriarte

@labyrinthrat.bsky.social

Spec fic author and middle grade novelist. Cuban-American ceterosexual enby. They/them. Debut MG novel BENNY RAMÍREZ AND THE NEARLY DEPARTED is a Norton, BSFA, Ignyte, and Florida SSYRA finalist!!! https://linktr.ee/labyrinthrat

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An online ad for something called "Hug Sleep Pod," apparently a blanket/snuggie type thing whose "gentle compression acts like a calming hug, quieting thoughts and soothing your nervous system."

Ad features three kids of different sizes all asleep, side-by-side, on a white full-size mattress, most of their extremities engulfed in this infantile straitjacket. 

The ad doesn't indicate whether this product works better than or worse than duct-taping your kids' arms and feet together and blindfolding them.

An online ad for something called "Hug Sleep Pod," apparently a blanket/snuggie type thing whose "gentle compression acts like a calming hug, quieting thoughts and soothing your nervous system." Ad features three kids of different sizes all asleep, side-by-side, on a white full-size mattress, most of their extremities engulfed in this infantile straitjacket. The ad doesn't indicate whether this product works better than or worse than duct-taping your kids' arms and feet together and blindfolding them.

Honestly this looks like nightmare fuel to me.

"So, Jimmy, do you remember how your sleep paralysis got started?"

07.12.2025 23:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Congratulations, sirs, you ruined Calibre.

07.12.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finding my fellow travelers in the quotes

bsky.app/profile/laby...

07.12.2025 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone

04.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 1594    🔁 424    💬 11    📌 15

oh ffs

07.12.2025 20:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

swear to dog i am going to be productive today, later

07.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah, but I'm thinking ashtrays are probably longer the go-to project.

07.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've tried everything short of scrapping the obsolete but lucrative bowl system and replacing the absurdly cobbled-together legacy conferences with some sort of nationally consistent system of choosing playoff teams, and absolutely nothing's worked, so I guess this problem is just intractable.

07.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's another story of a capsized boat off the coast of Florida, from last month.

See if you can spot the difference between the descriptions:

people.com/florida-fami...

07.12.2025 16:08 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

"Be less judgmental," say the people who think queer folks are icky and should be pushed out of all facets of society.

07.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I reckon my generation was the last one where in elementary school arts and crafts class we made decorative ashtrays for our parents out of clay which the teacher then fired for us in a kiln.

07.12.2025 15:41 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0
A car window decal featuring the outline of the state of Florida, a palm tree, and the word NATIVE in all caps.

A car window decal featuring the outline of the state of Florida, a palm tree, and the word NATIVE in all caps.

I'd like to get one of these, but with NATIVO instead of NATIVE, because I think it would piss off the right people.

07.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This December, put Christ back in Christians.

07.12.2025 14:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drag him.

07.12.2025 06:35 — 👍 11836    🔁 2611    💬 189    📌 127
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20% Off Everything! Yuletide Cheer 20% Off Everything! Yuletide Cheer

Coupon code CHEER gets you 20% all Dover orders, no minimum. Includes my novel MOVE UNDER GROUND and my anthology WONDER AND GLORY FOREVER: AWE-INSPIRING LOVECRAFTIAN FICTION.

07.12.2025 05:10 — 👍 10    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Water cohesion ain't got nothing on the bond between two Solo cups in the bag.

07.12.2025 14:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THIS. Frustration tolerance is the key to getting good at anything at all, not just art. Socials media makes it so easy to compare yourself to others, but you just have to ignore that and have fun with your little drawings. Do it enough and you'll eventually get better through trial and error.

07.12.2025 00:02 — 👍 385    🔁 209    💬 1    📌 0

Catching the end of Duke-Virginia, and I honestly don't even know what I want to happen.

07.12.2025 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A satire headline: Oklahoma Student Fails Biology Class after Citing "Dragon Tales" as Scientific Evidence

A satire headline: Oklahoma Student Fails Biology Class after Citing "Dragon Tales" as Scientific Evidence

06.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.

06.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 2604    🔁 444    💬 54    📌 23

Could you use a workshop on gaining and maintaining writing motivation? Coming up in just over an hour!

06.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You got this!

06.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google Image search lets you filter out results based if they are offered under CC license, but I don't see an option to filter out stable diffusion "art." 🤢

06.12.2025 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(The Florida ACLU website does say that anybody can call that hotline to report ICE activity.)

06.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bystander Intervention to Support the Immigrant Community - Right To Be

It looks like @righttobe.bsky.social has a free training session coming up:

righttobe.org/events/bysta...

06.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I put the hotline number in my phone's memory, because I won't know it or easily find it in an intense situation. If I find a better number, I'll put that in instead.

06.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: What You Can Do as a Bystander During Immigration Enforcement Actions - ACLU of Rhode Island It’s easy to freeze when you see immigration agents (ICE) detaining someone, especially if the officers are acting quickly or aggressively. This FAQ is intended to give some suggested actions you can ...

(Though it's unclear to me if Florida's wants bystanders reporting things, or if that's preferably for if the abductee is a friend or relative. Other hotlines are more clear on this point.)

I also found this list of tips from Rhode Island's ACLU: www.riaclu.org/know-your-ri...

06.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

So I was feeling like I am completely unprepared to know how to respond as a bystander if I witness an ICE abduction, so I looked around for some tips.

Many state advocacy groups have a hotline you can call to report ICE activity. Florida's, for instance, is 888-600-5762.

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It doesn't help that nobody can spell KHAKI.

06.12.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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