ESSEJ

my man to me the first year of our relationship:

trying to be supportive of my residents wanting to do karaoke at 10am 💀

this is fucking insane….

good morning bloomfs, happy Saturday 🥰🦋

Y’all ain’t having no real sex if you even know how long it lasted. Time gets real fake when you fuckin good.

heavy on that last part 😩 but I’ve forcibly gotten better at it 😅

a man in a suit and tie says we are basically twins ALT: a man in a suit and tie says we are basically twins

tooooooo often 💀

11:40 at night and I’m wide tf awake 😩

it’s soooooooooo good!! she went tf in on that song 😮‍💨

Mine Again

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ive always found it a little weird when couples ask each other for permission on things.

personally, i respectfully communicate that I’m going to do/go somewhere. You are more than welcome to tell me you feel some type of way about it, and we can talk.

but I’m not asking for permission, lol.

RIGHT. Asking your partner for permission is crazy, lol.

Like, do they expect us to care? 😭

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

oh what I would do to work with responsible adults who don’t need to be babied.

this man deserves to get his shit ROCKED one good ass time.

for a sitting president in 2026 to post some shit like this is wild asf.

happy Friday bloomfs!! 🦋🫶🏽 hope yall have a great start to your weekends!

I can't wait until he dies.

the struggle of wanting to get laid but being too sleepy to do it 😩💀

Waking this back up.

I’m a bad texter, so it’s easier for me to block/ignore those than ignoring socials im actively using lol.

only way I’m giving out my socials is if I originally met you online. do not ask for my socials if we’re meeting in person, you can have my #.

that’s lowkey why I never understood why America always was so hard to sell the idea of being your own boss. I get the hustle and wanting the independence, but, it’s a 24/7 job lol. I’m content in life knowing I can clock out and TRULY not worry about work once I’m outside of the building.

it’s always funny watching yt ppl jump through hoops to avoid accountability.

if y’all could just admit that you were (and have been) the problem for a R E A L L Y long time….maybe we could move forward.

DROP THE CANDY PAINT VIDEO 🗣️

if I could, EVERY. DAY. 😩

almost there, but not fast enough 😩😂

cute guy at the coffee bean with the pretty smile, thank you for bagging my order today 🙏🏽

manifesting my residents being in a good mood today 😮‍💨