Andy Royle

The Kings Head

I'm 60 and from Denton. The arrival of the motorway was the beginning of the end. I'm not optimistic about the result of the upcoming election

Doing the same here for the same reason but sans Lou. Feels like a virtual Friday night

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Cardiacs
Kate Bush
The The
Iggy Pop
David Bowie

Love you and your books but I watched it on behalf of my wife. It wasn't awful but it wasn't Lawrence of Arabia and besides Helen Mirren got a few killer lines

FAIRNESS or EQUALITY both sum up what I think your values should be

Make Authoritarians Guillotined Again

@tomrobinson.com just heard you say that the last now playing is in 2 weeks. Tell me it isn’t so Tom.

It started with a salute and then this. Presumably the cult of MAGA will be building camps soon whilst planning the invasion of Canada and Greenland.

I’m supportive of the Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa faction, but the twisted orange twatspangle that ended up as US president is a bad nut and needs to be thrown down the garbage chute

If you could tell us the name of your first pet, your DOB and the first school you attended then we might be able to help retrieve your file for you. Just sending you a .exe - please click the link and we’ll be happy to help 😀 (to be fair I’ve posted worse)

Was wine involved?

So it’s official - we are at war with the US

@adamhillscomedy.bsky.social never mind dick of the year, after that performance in the Oval Office just give Trump dick of the decade now

Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...

Great show in Aber the other night. Have for years referred to bin juice as Farage

Hard to believe that Horses was released 50 years ago. Hoping it’s nothing serious as she’s still a powerful presence on stage.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

So the cosplaying swastivicar is amplifying the normalisation of Nazi salutes. Musk and Trump have a fanboy desperate to suckle on their fascist teats

Not a bad quartet of morning coffee listening but Kilimanjaro would win out every time for me

So haven’t touched alcohol since New Year’s Day. Wobbled yesterday but managed to stay the course. I would like to know when I regain all this much talked of energy. I’m going to enjoy that pint/gallon on February 1st but after that I plan on only drinking when I’m out. I may be going out more often

Got to admit to a huge sense of betrayal but nothing compared to his alleged victims. I guess this means we won’t see future Sandman episodes or even the conclusion of Good Omens. What is it with some folk that makes them so wrong?

He’ll never be dead to me.

The Decade in Tory by @russincheshire.bsky.social , though some might call it a horror story

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Proof of witchcraft established as everyone knows you just roll them up in a ball and shove them in the cupboard

The Otter’s pocket is leaking

I’m no longer on the other place but half considered rejoining today just to watch the gammon weasels clawing at each other in their Musk sack 😂

Never sell. I went to Stonehenge in 84 to see Hawkwind but still bear the mental scars from Cardiacs 😱