An Apple Watch with an Outlook calendar reminder on-screen that simply says “Cry @ 4pm.”
Important calendar reminder at work.
26.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@andytoots.bsky.social
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An Apple Watch with an Outlook calendar reminder on-screen that simply says “Cry @ 4pm.”
Important calendar reminder at work.
26.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Evergreen.
25.01.2026 12:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alex Pretti falling to the ground after being shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis on January 24th.
Violent and cowardly masked men shooting an unarmed civilian in the back in broad daylight, before firing more bullets into his lifeless body. At what point does the FA and equivalent football associations around Europe look seriously at boycotting this year’s World Cup?
25.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes.
24.01.2026 12:23 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0A TV programme guide write-up about a film called ‘The Contractor’, which says: “An ex-soldier takes on private work to feed his family, but finds himself in dire straits (danger; not the band.”
A very important clarification.
20.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Agent: “I’ve got you a great gig, mate. A leading role AND the best line in the musical number.”
01.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Ha! That’s very comforting to know.
17.12.2025 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gil Gerard and Erin Gray in costume for their roles in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
Oh, nuts. Just heard that Gil Gerard has died. I fucking LOVED Buck Rogers in the 25th Century when I was a kid. I even had Buck Roger’s wallpaper in my bedroom. Who’s next, Lee Majors? Then I get to think wistfully about my love of The Fall Guy. #RIPgil
17.12.2025 23:28 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
08.12.2025 09:41 — 👍 26 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1Hello! Long time no speak! I hope you’re happy and well. x
05.12.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This has found its way onto Instagram “credit unknown”. So, giving the original another push… because it’s Christmas.
04.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 29 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Someone lacing up a pair of red and yellow clown shoes.
Really lovely to see Liz Truss taking a treasured pair of shoes into The Repair Shop tonight. 😢
30.12.2024 20:57 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Great to hear a bit of honesty from Farage for a change.
01.12.2025 23:43 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Trump just woke himself up.
27.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1Trump just woke himself up.
27.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1Marjorie Taylor Greene proudly shows off her underdone Thanksgiving turkey, which has the melting, bloody face of Major Arnold Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's turkey needed longer in the oven. #thanksgiving
27.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Tom Petty scene in The Postman if it had been made in 2025.
27.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well done, Pete Hegseth! Finally, a Trump-approved, honest rebrand! 🙌🏻
14.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I hear that Trump didn’t like his Time magazine front cover. So, I turned his chin upside down and added some cartoon eyes. MUCH BETTER!
14.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
05.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 38318 🔁 17062 💬 829 📌 2411Donald Trump looking fucking awful.
This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown.
05.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🫡🇺🇸💪🏻
01.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0King Charles makes a speech at the state banquet with Donald Trump seated to his right. In front of them, a row of starter plates with serviettes that look like Klan hoods.
Fine attention to detail, having those little Ku Klux Klan hoods on everyone’s starter plates for Trump’s state banquet.
17.09.2025 22:46 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A wonderful speech.
17.09.2025 22:40 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A great honour. 🫡
17.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! x
12.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha!
11.09.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many thanks, sir. x
11.09.2025 10:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many thanks! x
11.09.2025 10:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is genuinely one of the nicest comments ever! You’ve just made my day, thank you! x
11.09.2025 10:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0