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The CanoeπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Tired old man, paddle enthusiast, tackle washer, weak link to dogs mooching ways. I think all forms of religion are interesting myths. I like to understand things. Vaccinations work, so let's develop one for the stupids. No DMs unless I know you.

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They say the first casualty of war is the truth. I guess this war started in 2016.

05.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schooled!

05.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure you think you're clever. I'm gonna mute you now. Peace

05.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correlation is not causation. Back room political brinkmanship is a feature of your American party politics. Your asking me to believe if there would have been a democratic candidate that MAGA would not have hated? That's laughable. No, sometimes the problem is simple. Americans elected Trump.

05.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly true. America is stuck in the 1950s.

05.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nah. I'd say the same to you but you did one better and elected a #pedopres blame whoever you want for that.

04.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell you what a skanky bitch is. Would that help you?

04.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN: Jasmine Crockett concedes and urges Democrats to rally around James Talarico, who is now officially the party’s nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas.

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6590    πŸ” 1162    πŸ’¬ 365    πŸ“Œ 137
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Jasmine Crockett is a class act. πŸ’™

04.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15075    πŸ” 2628    πŸ’¬ 540    πŸ“Œ 210

Yep. I remember. He was presented as a everyman golden boy.

04.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Leedurrr???ship

04.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They will destroy the world to test whether the rapture isn't just a fairy tale.

04.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason? Flood the zone. Brag about bogus victories. Hope everyone forgets that Fat Donny raped underage girls. Pretend that there won't be blowback for all these I'll advised misadventures.

#Pedopres
#Epsteinfiles

04.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

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Murder Inc. is just firing up. By the time they're done you won't even remember how many teenagers Fat Donny raped.

#pedopres
#Epsteinfiles

04.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it about moving the bike lanes away from noisy exhaust belching vehicle roads? I bet it is.

04.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He should be charged with dereliction of the duties of his office. He should be charged along with Trump's administration with multiple infractions of the constitution.

04.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH β€” @senpeterwelch walks through a no-bid $143,000,000 contract that went to @KristiNoem’s spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin’s husband’s company that had just been formed.

She should be impeached for this outrageous scandal alone.

Yet it’s barely a blip in this corrupt regime.

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πŸ’― accurate

04.03.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4885    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 41

And Donny ain't no Franklyn D Roosevelt. But he does have a vibe of a certain leader that was a contemporary of Churchill and Roosevelt

04.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And he ain't no Franklyn D Roosevelt

04.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh for fuck sakes.

04.03.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with Tillis's rant is he basically says, I fundamentally support you and your ideology even though there's all this evidence that shows your're a bag of shit. Think about what that says about Tillis.

03.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cracks! Cracks everywhere!

03.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0