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He's not in them a million times! He's in them 999,997 times! Gosh, all you libs are such liars!

-Average Republican response

Yep, girlfriend and I both had to get passports this year. I was shocked at how much it costs. Really made me wonder wtf I pay taxes for.

It does when you're a racist trying not to be labeled a racist, so you have to come up with a million reasons why you hated it.

MAGA will probably want her to run as Vance's VP in 2028 after this.

Gallup to stop tracking presidential approval ratings after 88 years Public opinion polling agency says decision ‘solely based on Gallup’s research goals and priorities’

I guess Gallup is scared of being sued. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Accusing the Israeli state of antisemitism is a interesting tactic.

Reading from the same script as Mike Johnson.

I'm no expert, but I think when Government officials start labeling people criminals for reading basic law out loud, it's probably not a good sign.

Maybe it's just me. But I feel like going through all of this effort to not cuss while being a piece of shit is sad.

Just grow up and write the word like a fucking adult grandpa.

It's like the Boomer version of kids doing the "I'm not touching you!"

As someone who never got into Legends . . .

After watching TFA: Wow, who was that guy at the end? The new big bad? What a cool scene!

After watching TLJ: That guy? Snoke the joke, that's who.

Worst death of a "Sith Lord" in Star Wars cinematic history.

I dunno, she's a wealthy, privileged psychopath. Being alone is probably preferable to genpop.

Sticking her in a prison filled with 100's of inmates who likely hate child sex traffickers and can get to her any time would probably change her tune.

Remember when news was like, "Teen with heart condition dies from drinking 15 Red Bulls and 4 liters of Mt Dew in a single day. Are you next?"

Now we all casually drink 1000 mg of caffeine a day and watch debates about "How bad is child sex trafficking really?"

a black and white photo of a man in a suit covering his face with his hands . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit covering his face with his hands .

I just remembered the halftime show! *Scrambles to the Peacock app.*

Everyone make sure to tune into the NFL halftime show! Gotta pump up those viewer numbers!

Ask a Republican and they think sanctuary cities practically import violent criminal undocumented immigrants and MS-13 gang members, letting them run around free just to spite ICE or something.

Also, I'm not aware of any sanctuary city being in the habit of letting violent criminals go free.

If Trump claims he won, does that mean he's now in his third term and must be removed from office?

Asking for a friend.

You should be ashamed, America.....

But Ted, I thought we weren't a democracy? Aren't conservatives always saying, "but we're a Constitutional republic!"

I have to admit, for years I thought they were "Holland oats," which seemed weird but I didn't question it.

Probably not, but Bari Weiss is a big fan of her work.

I'm in Virginia watching the "buy American, buy local!" Super patriotic conservatives have a meltdown over a 50 cent tax on delivery services like Amazon.

Isn't this the same guy who was running a "woe is me" podcast from fucking prison?

At this point, being a criminal is his career.

Seems like a bad idea. Invading Ukraine hasn't gone well, not sure how they think invading the entire EU will go better.

It's part of growing support for lifting restrictions on Chinese companies creating affordable cars. If Canada and Europe do it, how long before the US does it? It's tracking long term trends and how they affect public policy. Especially as manufactures cut budget vehicles from lineups.

"Mr. President, check this out!"

"Hah, that's funny, you gotta post that!"

-Average Trump work day

In a world full of Donald Trump's be a Zohran Mamdani.

You know, a mature adult that can form complete sentences.

Looking at the numbers, it's still about half as bad as January 2009.

But this year's 108k is awfully close to 2008's 144k. If this keeps up, and with the AI bubble getting shaky, and the medical industry uncertain . . . Could be really bad by this time next year.

I'm really not sure why people do that unless you're going from like, LA to San Francisco. If you add up the time dealing with the airport, you probably didn't even save that much time/money over driving.

The same unpopular stuff. Israel will keep genociding Gaza, Iran will keep killing protesters, Russia will keep killing Ukrainians. But now there won't be any reporting, so Americans won't demand action about any of it.