Madmartigan

Scrolling your media tab and my imagination just took over. Made it very easy, and, well, hard 😉

Very dope

Why bind yourself to that backstory creatively? Unless they think teasing it out through references will give them a prequel series down the line. I'm not sure if audiences will have the patience to sit through quirky new characters they don't have a preexisting relationship with.

...her back arched.

One hand on her hip that slides across her tummy to pull her in deeper.

The other hand around her neck. Thumb brushes against her lips, slipping in and out of her mouth.

My forehead pressed against the back of her shoulder, fighting the bursting dam with every stroke

You're worth the wait, Jayne 😉😈

If I start, I won't stop until I've feasted 😈👅🍑💦

18 different sleep positions illustrated

I'm probably 2 and 9. If you're position 13, you're a sicko and my DMs are open. How are you sleeping?

These movies might work better if treated as an anthology. Once they start tethering plot and characters, it gets bogged down. Rebirth was fun because it didn't matter and felt like a one-off.

a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background

But when you don't have to make the monthly payments...

That ass though 😍 can bounce a quarter off that thang. Are you just doing squats and RDLs all day??

I see where to start...🤔😈

Wow, what's the damage $$ on that? We all have that one next-gen trekkie in our life

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and saying `` omg '' . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and saying `` omg '' .

Good lord!!

Starting the day in just a tank top

Took my flu/covid vaxx. Absolutely zapped! Took the day off, heading out for a stroll with a friend

Asl in the yahoo chatrooms

Fuck....🍆💦

Lasted, like, 40ish seconds then 💦 maybe I'll post mine in response to whatever devilish deeds you come up with next time 😈

Wow, no Maria Bello?? 🤔

🤔😈

Well, now I have something to forward to on Friday 🤞😎

a man in a black shirt is singing into a microphone on stage ALT: a man in a black shirt is singing into a microphone on stage

When you're at the gym and she's horny posting on the timeline

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

I'd give the whole Before trilogy a whirl (Sunrise, Sunset, and Midnight). I go back to them at least once a year. I'm a hopeless romantic yapper at heart, I suppose.

Before Sunset! My personal fave, but also, like, 80 minutes long, so having watched it 7 times isn't really a flex on my part.

Could devour some pumpkin loaf right now. Need to replenish, already 2 🥜 into the day 🫡

Not sure if that helps because I'll just say something like, "I'll stain your glass for you 💦"

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

Only one thing to do on Sundays