Britt 🦀♋️

That demon tried to leap out of him

According to Consumer Affairs, the DC area has dethroned Los Angeles for having the worst traffic in the nation. They say the DMV's average commute time is now 33.4 minutes vs. 30.5 in Los Angeles. In 2024 DC was number 2.

John Gaines & Vic Mensa?! I need both😮‍💨

“95 is the route, not the speed limit.” Felt like that highway sign was for me…

Losing some fine 💩?

It hurt you to your heart

Let me tell you something… Losing some fine 💩?????

She really divorced that man and is now making out with Aaron Pierre.

Moral of the story: Leave him.

3 day weekends remind me how much we desperately need a standard 4 day work week.

Live updates: Search and rescue underway after 24 killed and at least 20 girls missing in Texas flooding The flooding in Kerr County, Texas, killed at least two dozen, while Camp Mystic on the banks of the Guadalupe River had several girls unaccounted for.

Flooding in Central Texas has killed at least 24 people and at least 20 girls attending a summer camp are missing, officials said.

Who knew so many people hated fireworks...

Talk You Through It is perfect.

I’ve definitely let every person I’ve dated in my big age know that if we make it to cohabitation, I need my own space (bedroom and bathroom).

Only way I can get married fr. She can have the main suite, I will take the second biggest room but baby we gotta sleep separate sometimes

Drake the kid you went to school with that thought he was popular, but didn’t realize people only tolerate him bc his parents have a big house to throw parties.

You right cause it is. This moment in particular just feels urgent as hell.

Nah, this is very very wild. Thank you. I was writing a product last week and stopped mid sentence to type him an email that I was gonna send. Then decided I would read to him via FaceTime and then I was booking a ticket to do it in person.

#BlackSky

Post a quote that Black folks will immediately recognize:

Me: "FORTY DOLLARS?!?!"

so many responses begin with 199—

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

Caesar Salad

The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.

Not sure what’s happening with the planets and shit right now but imma fly to Ohio next week to tell my father what I feel and then come back home right after.

The Most Americans Are On Unemployment—Nearly 2 Milllion—Since Pandemic Losses in service jobs sparked the first negative job growth in two years.

Losses in service jobs sparked the first negative job growth in two years.

i said REMMICK??????!

Significantly over the speed limit, windows down (no B pillars), sunroof open, music blasting, this is why I do and will always work like a dog.

people who wear contacts really are a cut above the rest. touching your own eyeball is some real hardbody shit, to me.

I’ve been slacking on my diet and I can tell. Gotta lock back in.

Spiders, heights, and being broke.