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I felt the same after watching my first nuclear detonation…

02.12.2025 01:13 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Your boomerang can be used to solve the stupidest fucking puzzles ever devised by man!

23.04.2025 23:47 — 👍 55 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0

Solve my homosexual riddles

01.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

Ganon’s personal courier has been spotted carrying a package from a “Bad Dragon.” We need to intercept those packages immediately and discover what Ganon is receiving from this fell beast!

01.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

It is written, sack up bitch

01.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop being a fucking pussy

01.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

My word, those Bokoblins have nothing under their loincloths! Poor things!

01.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was THERE when the sky had a Weegee. I held Mama Luigi’s HAND when he gave birth. I DESPAIRED when the Dinner Blaster returned. I’ve BEEN HERE.

30.05.2025 00:13 — 👍 28 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

An apoplectic Mama Luigi has logged onto the neighborhood group chat with harsh words intended to recriminate anyone who had the audacity to introduce his son to the horrible idea known as “Saying No to Mommy”

11.06.2025 23:21 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Divorce Rating increased!

01.12.2025 17:40 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Dr. Neo Cortex has been spotted in Koridai bitchin’ about and making a nuisance

01.12.2025 16:16 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Spamton! GET HIM! KILL HIM! KICK HIS FUCKING ASS! STOMP HIM INTO THE FUCKING GROUND! RRRRRAAAAAAAAA! KILL SPAMTON! I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD! I WANT SPAMTON KILLED NOW! AAAAAAAAAARGH! KILL SPAMTON FILL HIM WITH HOLES! KILL HIM DEEAAAAAD!!!!!! PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING DIRT AND BURY HIM!!! MAKE HIM R

12.04.2025 14:05 — 👍 85 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0

We have a deaf Link this time around so Ganon was kind enough to make hearing impaired accessible dungeons. He’s so kind!

30.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

We’re gonna go to Morshu’s and we’re going to buy all of his construction paper and Elmer’s glue and papier maché this shit

30.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t someone help this poor Make A Wish kid?

30.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Welcome back to Quanchin’ It Up with Quan Chi!

30.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Frag out!

30.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Use the Z-TRIGGERS to help me sashay down the runway!

30.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rescue My Yummy!

30.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I get a milkshake please

30.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Koridai was full so im come back

29.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Link, you fool! A topic is concept a story is about, a theme is a life lesson we can learn about it!

29.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is your next opponent, Link. You MUST slay this feckless cad!

29.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

MORSHU REACTS TO SEEING GRINCH FOR FIRST TIME

29.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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The gatekeepers bat your entrance…

29.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(The opening violin strings of Bury the Light start playing from the skies above Koridai) Oh hell yeah

29.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

(Listening to music) Wow they really did build this city on rock and roll

18.02.2025 11:47 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

(Listening to music) Wow they really are rocking the casbah

13.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

(Watching TV) Wow the robots really are for everyone

05.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.

29.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

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