@gwonamhints.bsky.social
Squadala! We are off! Run by Shoolis
How fucking dare you, Link. Bubsโ mouth was a BROKEN JPEG. Show some FUCKING respect for what he did for us.
12.10.2025 10:58 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(Watching Alfonzo pilot Linkโs gay little train)
Alfonzo: Leave it to me!
(Watching Link pilot his gay little train) Look at him go!!!
12.10.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A fellow Hintsmithโฆ we must join forces immediately!
12.10.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I (-1) have (-1) been (-1) lost(-1) in (-1) the (-1) poison (-1) swamp (-1) for (-1) eight (-1) hours! (-1) This (-1) is (-1) so (-1) much(-1) fuuuuuuuun! (-1)
24.01.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1You got poison oak! Have fun with that!
12.10.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ganon doesnโt even scare me I just canโt stand up to his powerful rhymes and lyrical flow and thus must cower in his presence lest I be vocally slain by the superior murder rap gangsta
12.10.2025 02:15 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fuck you Duke Onkled you bitch of bastard Iโll end you before you disgrace King Harkinian ever again
11.10.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We were only children when Ganon attacked. Years of fightingโฆ I donโt even know what peace is anymore.
11.10.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We out here smokin doints no foolin
11.10.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Goddessesโ Barely-Concealed Dodongo Fetish
11.10.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A large archway in a furniture store with the word โAMISHโ atop it. Peril abounds in Hyruleโฆ
This new dungeon proves to be your most challenging yet, Linkโฆ
11.10.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0King Harkinianโs teddy bear is missing! Find him before naptime or His Majesty will be inconsolable!
11.10.2025 15:08 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youโve got the power (hahahaha!)
Youโve got the might (no way!)
Get ready for battle (give me your money!)
Feed the Black Knight!
(On the phone with Aypo (the Reader)) Nah man Iโm done with League of Legends, download Eternal Return so we can duo queue.
11.10.2025 11:59 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coward.
11.10.2025 01:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beat the shit out of Lupay with a wiffle ball bat to progress!
11.10.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The hoes have crossed the state line!
11.10.2025 00:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes in the group chat we just ignore what Luigi says until he posts a photo of him standing between a Koopa Football Player and a brick wall
23.01.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When Gay Luigi said, โAnd YOU gotta help,โ I felt a shiver run down my spine. His commanding presence was overwhelming, and in that moment I knew that I would follow that man into hell with a smile.
20.08.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Everything we said was justified.
10.10.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(Gwonam is driving his SUV on the highway and notices Morshu coming up behind him on his hog.)
10.10.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looks like the boys in blue (Zora) have arrested Glutko once again for trying to fuck the waterfall!
10.10.2025 18:19 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A pregnant Goron (more on that later) and an absentee father have come together to form the team Hyrule needs in its darkest hour!
10.10.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A new Link? And he looks coolโฆ? Impossibleโฆ
10.10.2025 14:34 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโll never marry you, King Harkinian!
10.10.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0(Giant claw machine arm descends upon Koridai) Uh oh!
10.10.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Doctor Rabbit is up to his old tricks again!
10.10.2025 11:26 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0