(At the carnival) Don’t worry King Harkinian, I’ll win you that stuffed dog for sure!
He said he wanted to bomb some Dodongos. Was EXCITED for it. Our little boy is deeply, deeply sick…
Risking It All for Some Dire, Dire, Dick
SHUT THE FUCK UP
"60 Second Challenge! Save Luigi!" was an interactive train quiz held on some Japan Railways trains from 2020-2022. The player had 2 chances to select 1 correct answer out of 3 to save Luigi being dropped in lava. Getting both guesses wrong would result in Luigi almost dying.
We dreamed of creating the world's strongest salesman... and we've succeeded.
Feb. 6: Morshu gave birth.
We named the newborn Morshtwo.
Now THIS is a guy I can trust!
Of course he has a fucking boomerang
Here is the Cap. Where do you wish to go?
Take the Sephiroth Challenge to progress!
BAM! Look at that bacon sizzle!
Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash)
TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler
Source: tasvideos.org/7005M
There is only one person who is a stronger Hintsmith than me…
I know a guy
A horse is a special type of dog that can die whenever they want!
At this point, Morshu’s just dead weight in our fight against Ganon. We should cut our losses now and ditch him.
They call it a pussy, Link.
Stop picking shit up
chaser
Your sword is pretty cool, Link. It would look even better if it were covered in the congealed blood of your enemies, your hand shaking as you grip it tight, wondering when it will all end, when you can stop killing, if you can ever go back to a normal life again after all of this, what their famili
You know what Link you actually did need more than your sword and I should have given you more time to gather supplies so that’s on me my bad
You’ve got the sword
I have the map
Let’s make lots of money
GANUN NEED MOR DAKKA
Gelflings got into Koridai
*King Harkinian voice* Dalton Castle
Maybe I don’t wanna get sacrificed to the volcano god today
The Outrunners have entered Koridai! Will the Youngest Men Alive stand a chance against Ganon and his minions?
