Gwonam Hints

Stop coming over to my house just to take a shit

Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails the Fox are brothers!!!

Morshu: Normal Type
Lupay: Dark type
Millitron: Fire Type
Harlequin: Fairy type
Glutko: Poison type
Aypo: Ghost type
Impa: Psychic type
Harkinian: Dragon type

I’m personable and approachable, making me an ideal Hintsmith for a gullible dumbass such as Link!

Well, it looks like Link has exploded yet again. Let’s take a look at that clip.

This is a plasma grenade, Link.

Elvis is missing!

Let’s get some lemon zest on this perch and really open up the flavor profile

I don’t even care about your thunderbolt sword, Link.

Have we even stopped to consider the fact that the soul still burns?

That’s right, Link, and we wouldn’t have been able to defeat Ganon without the refreshing taste of an ice cold Cherry Pepsi.

Found your gay little house, Link

I got a fuckin GUN now where you at Ganon

Where else would I have found out that the puppets saved the city?

You just picked up some [Elf Residue], Link. Bring me six sachets of [Elf Residue] and I can craft an [Elf Potion], which we can use to weaken Ganon.

LEAVE ME SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS

Good news, Link! The nerds back in the lab have developed a drink that will restore all your electrolytes etc better than water! I’m calling it Gwonamade, and it totally isn’t a blue potion that I slapped a logo sticker onto!

They’re calling it “Japanimation.”

Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS! Elbow Ganon in the ASS!

Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE! Elbow Ganon in the FACE!

Explore the darkest dungeon to try and find a game for the PS3 I just bought!

Look, Link! A strawbebby milkshake!

Gwonam Item Closet!

These are Bomb Arrows, also known as God’s Favorite War Crime! Aim carefully and enjoy as your enemies get turned into organ confetti!

Bombs are necessary!

Jeffrey brings up his love of skeet shooting, and soon enough he and the farmer are seen picking off clay pigeons with his father’s old shotgun! As the sun begins to set, the light catches Jeffrey’s hair in a way that makes the farmer gasp! But that’s when the farmer’s phone rings. Yvette’s calling.

Wow! The farmer and Jeffrey have been seen the next day, the tension between them palpable! The farmer falls upon Jeffrey while trying to wrangle a feisty pig, and there’s a pregnant pause before either of them move! But who’s watching from the window of the farmer’s house? Yvette…

The farmer has been spotted at the bar three beers deep and feeling frisky! He’s about to get all fresh with a pretty lady when Jeffrey walks in! He sees the farmer and tries to play it off, but there’s no mistaking the disappointment in the farmhand’s face!

The farmer is asking himself in the moments before he sleeps why his heart starts fluttering when he sees Jeffrey! He closes his eyes and can see nothing but Jeffrey’s easy smile and calming brown eyes!

His farmhand Jeffrey has been seen silently pining for him from a window in the barn!