you should be able to have entrance music in court
There are a lot of fruits I can’t eat, so I looked up recipes with ones that I can, and found this recipe! It was amazing, and so simple.
www.haileerecipes.com/cranberry-ch...
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
I like the first post better. 😁
toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT
When you fail a saving throw vs charisma
Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
I love this!
I’d like to haunt old town Tallinn but, like, respectfully and in a manner that would enhance their tourism industry. You know, a face in the window of the old battlements, a quick shiver as the Finns pack up their cases of affordable beer, did that medieval dance of death painting just… move?
Sexiest Man Alive?
We want Sexiest Man Dead!
Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.
I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune
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Remember, gang, if you’re yelling insults at ICE, stick to things that will be deeply humiliating if they’re read aloud in court. Consider “Your parents only love you out of obligation, not because they like you,” “l bet you jerk off to the Teletubbies” and of course, the Yo Mama joke.
I hope Mamdani's victory speech is simply "AND STAY MAD, BITCH"
*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*
Beautifully said by @realgdt.bsky.social
Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein releases a haunting final trailer that gives us life with its beauty.
I just left the only place in the greater-Houston area that I could get tickets to "Frankenstein" before Halloween.
The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.
I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.
If anyone is, or knows someone who is, proficient in Maya animation software, then contact me.
I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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Free will rules
houston: as you may know, there's an important election going on *right now* to fill a seat in congress. this is a big deal. if you live in district 18, the governor has deliberately denied you representation in congress since march. now is your chance to vote. here's some info🧵
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Fact. 😎
I don't think he'll die in the ring. I think that he'll fall or something, have a relatively minor injury, and one of his current associates at that point who realizes what's up will simply refuse to bring him back. The whole promotion conspires to not let him in. For his own good.
OMG, I had not even thought of that until just now!
I forbid it.
