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@vozer.cafe.bsky.social

author of the β€œFormerly Twitter for BlueSky” userstyle | more active on https://vozer.cafe 24 | US | do not flirt i’m ms vozy, i eat the bug, hello call me wtvr @vozerpolzer.bsky.social for politics https://ko-fi.com/vozcoz #TIABS

165 Followers  |  213 Following  |  1,801 Posts  |  Joined: 31.03.2025  |  1.6761

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no regrets

05.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a very blurry image of a radio active buffed up green peter griffer about to hit homer simpson

a very blurry image of a radio active buffed up green peter griffer about to hit homer simpson

dude holy SHIT, homer is SO FUCKED .

05.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani elected and GZDoom has already been forked with texture filtering off by default. Promises kept.

05.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 588    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

i can’t believe new york is the soviet union now vader lemon would be so proud .

05.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ness about to hit a pregnant Greg's stomach with a baseball bat

Ness about to hit a pregnant Greg's stomach with a baseball bat

people outside of NYC can finally stop pretending to give a shit about new york politics now LETS FUCKING GO

05.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

man dom me

05.11.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen today

05.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

theyre saying woke is back, yet i am still an eepy eepy princess. libtardz, explain this?

05.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 67900    πŸ” 16032    πŸ’¬ 2720    πŸ“Œ 2163

man dom me

05.11.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ness about to hit a pregnant Greg's stomach with a baseball bat

Ness about to hit a pregnant Greg's stomach with a baseball bat

people outside of NYC can finally stop pretending to give a shit about new york politics now LETS FUCKING GO

05.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ill just be blunt, lots of the nsfw content on here sucks. made the mistake of trying to search for some and i was greeted with scatt. nearly puked. people misuse the alt text system so much

04.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
From The Archives: 

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

From The Archives: Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

From The Archives:

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/

04.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1358    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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04.11.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Jon Stewart Signs New Deal To Remain On 'The Daily Show' Through December 2026 Good news for late night fans, Jon Stewart will remain on The Daily Show for at least another year after agreeing to a new deal with Paramount

Breathe easier, true believers. Jon Stewart will remain as the Monday night host and executive producer of The Daily Show through at least December 2026. Details:

theplaylist.net/jon-stewart-...

03.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9871    πŸ” 1589    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 74

maybe dick cheney will find those WMDs in hell

04.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that looks like absolute dog shit bro

04.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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it would be funny if they all ended up singling him out because hes a ginger and has no soul

04.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

back and more benevolent than i ever been

04.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont think anyone can reasonably expect to be using an operating system when it'll be nearly 20 years old by that point

04.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says three hours later on it ALT: a sign that says three hours later on it
04.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vozer Cafe vozer.cafe, the everything instance.

updating vozer.cafe itll be back in a sec

04.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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04.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mikus

04.11.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
how it feels to use the popcorn button even tho the lil baggie says dont

how it feels to use the popcorn button even tho the lil baggie says dont

how it feels to use the popcorn button even tho the lil baggie says dont

04.11.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
>tired of Windows 
>hear good things about Linux 
>someone on the MLP forums tells me to try Ubungu 
>navigate to the web-site and click the download button 
>get an ios file (?) 
>website says to burn it 
>can't find my lighter 
>whatever, double click it >"Windows doesn't have a program to open this file type"

Linux is so broken they gave me an Apple installer for my PC. Why do people use this operating system?

>tired of Windows >hear good things about Linux >someone on the MLP forums tells me to try Ubungu >navigate to the web-site and click the download button >get an ios file (?) >website says to burn it >can't find my lighter >whatever, double click it >"Windows doesn't have a program to open this file type" Linux is so broken they gave me an Apple installer for my PC. Why do people use this operating system?

04.11.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he gets cancer he'll make a video titled this is so unserious with the thumbnail being the windows start menu

04.11.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of my instance banner, which features a parody of X's "X, Blaze your glory!" tagline & branding. It shows a V with the Special Alphabet 4 font, and a tagline which reads "Glaze Your Vozy!"

a screenshot of my instance banner, which features a parody of X's "X, Blaze your glory!" tagline & branding. It shows a V with the Special Alphabet 4 font, and a tagline which reads "Glaze Your Vozy!"

i might need to re-think my branding

04.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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