hotsocket (real)

Great question! The answer to both is "the void". Do not research this any further.

i need to stop reading reasonable statements as being attacks on myself

bluesky post with video, but the video "stretches" the post to reveal it overlaid on a movie theater screen

procrastination leads to fun image editing sessions

>n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect.

amazing urban dictionary is useful for once

i love metadata

i will confusedly defend my honor

idk what a how bag is but i wash it till the waters clear

the what

do it anyways fuckass

shoutout to my first grade teacher for teaching me about context clues

also restore ought to be plenty faster

yeah but is ios the same level of cool as nixos

*phone gets dropped into a lake* (i can afford a replacement in this context)
oh that's no big deal i can just download my config onto a new one

i wish

that meat do be spinning lmao

high effort alt text on this one folks

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy rice cooker. It's shaped to some degree like a sideways egg.

bowl containing milky white liquid that resembles semen. it is water mixed with starch, which is washed off of rice before cooking.

I like my rice egg, I feed it a bucket of semen and out pops hot delicious rice.

are info hazards real

this is actually awesome

four arms ben 10

hell yeah martha get his ass

more lgr things

They should have developed FireWire more.

its crazy how much communism can scare people

one thread plays sound the other shows pretty pictures
(the one running 72.7% is probably the latter) (i hate electron) (websites were never supposed to be desktop applications)

YouTube video by Joel Creates Reverse Toaster (actually works)

hell yeah you get it

WHAT ARE THOSE

>"ultra fantasy ruby red" monster

if this sounds like you just make the goddamn doctor's appointment i promise you're allowed to be happy