I once was a Mike Nesmith kid.
Now I am a Mickey Dolenz man.
There's no such thing as "cancel culture." People just get sick of your shit.
Santa died for your sins. Now give me a Nintendo.
Nobody on the left gives a sailing shit about Sydney Sweeney's stupid fucking pants commercial. This is yet another Republican culture war smoke screen designed to distract from Epstein.
Trump rapes underage girls. Nobody cares about anything else.
I know I talk a lot of shit, but I don't think it's fair to compare Trump to Hitler.
Hitler wasn't a pedophile.
I heard Trump is coming out with a new breakfast cereal for kids. They're called Ped-O's.
None of my posts get any engagement whatsoever. I think I quit.
But in a stunning twist, Elon has released these ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY 100% REAL photos of Trump at Epstein Island.
Except for Jeffrey Epstein, name Donald Trump's oldest friend.
Wow, Bluesky is just like Twitter! Nobody saw my posts there, either! So much fun!
It's an honor to open for such legends! Eugene friends! Don't miss it! Tix on sale now!
Hot take;
Spider-Man has better villains than Batman.
I will die on this hill.
I wrote this song awhile ago, but for some reason it seems especially relevant today...
youtu.be/rwb68ItlI0w?...
So many people have to believe that they're in on some big conspiracy or concept that everyone else is dumb for not believing. Ghosts, aliens, the illuminati, the deep state, even God & Jesus. People have to feel superior to others, I guess. Cuz I suck & I don't believe in any of that bullshit.
It's bad enough when your last name is Humperdinck. But then your parents go and name you Engelbert. The poor kid never stood a chance.
Thanks so much for adding us to your playlist! Everyone should check it out!
@listigeplaylists.bsky.social
This is the new single by my band CallowRuse. We're like if Kelly Clarkson was the singer of Nirvana.
open.spotify.com/track/1GFfNi...
My band CallowRuse has a new EP and it's now on Spotify!
open.spotify.com/album/2h6bJb...
C'mon, people! Get it right!
Co-NAN is the barbarian.
Co-NUN is the talk show host.
My band CallowRuse just released a new EP, and we made lyric videos for ALL THREE SONGS! I hope you'll listen, like, share, and all that good stuff people do for independent artists like us!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Wink Martindale made me want to grow up to be a game show host. He made it look so effortless and cool. Like the most fun job in the world. I basically idolized him as a kid. I'm really going to miss him.
My band CallowRuse is releasing a brand new 3 song EP tomorrow on YouTube (will be on Spotify soon)! It's our first new studio music in several years and we're very excited for you to hear it! I hope you'll check it out.
They would literally rather die.
I just had to re-subscribe to one of my favorite YouTubers @phelous.bsky.social and I know for a fact I was already subbed (with notifications on, no less!)
Always check your subs on YouTube, friends. It'll fuck up for seemingly no reason.
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
It's the smell for me. I can't shop at Costco because it makes me gag. Seriously.
