robomaid 8L155

i had a nightmare my bag got stolen but all the stupid bloated ai bullshit on my phone made it nearly impossible to call 911

gulpin continues to exercise shamefully copious gluttony

im the master of my own fate. the people in my bloodline were born to work in factories and die without ever leaving the state but i said NO that sounds lame as fuck. hm? yeah no don't worry this is a shortcut (driving off the shoulder of the highway)

i find that most humans irl are kind and considerate even if they don't understand/agree with someone else, but when you post an opinion online you're placing it in the laps of 8 billion people, some of whom are bound to vocally heavily disagree, so it gives the illusion that mankind is way crueller

dig deeper

also new links page yay :)
shegetsoff.neocities.org/digdeeper

draw my fursona drowning to death challenge

thank you Gulpin

oh it's disableableable in the accessibility settings. good to know.

i hate the new discord names update because it comes at a time in my life where i am rather against unnecessary visual stimuli

finally found some guided meditation audios that say it's okay to squirm. so often, the people making these hyperfocus on regulating every single breath and muscle and extremity in the body. for my busted brain, this feels like playing a fnaf game at best, and is an existential nightmare at worst

hey guys, welcome to my video essay about bread. for those unfamiliar, it's important that i take a moment to summarize how bread is made, where you can buy it, and what it tastes like. this will help us later in determining just what exactly the ingredients of bread are

scott mccloud predicted webtoon

minor visual tweaks to my website. also i have a little shareable 88x31 button now hehe :)
shegetsoff.neocities.org

just sit there and let the music Fuck you to Death

my son i hate

i can't lie, i always love the short-blue-haired one

(throwing my forks and plates) I WANT MORE ROBOT MAID ANIME NOW!!!! (my humble servant Klogg limps out from beneath the tablecloth and holds an ipad up to my face) OOOH YES YES SHE LOOKS HUMAN BUT SHE ISN'T QUITE!

i used Goo Gone on my pussy and the results are terrifying

they are making a lot of squidgy noises and im unconfortable

ai piss filter...

doggin on silly chuck

suckin on chili dogs

i have the gene where i can taste cilantro

we all die from getting hit by a car someday

Undertale❤️

third car tweet

whenever i'm reminded that i used to drive a car i get embarrassed. the unadulterated greed it requires to own a car...

(sphinx voice) find my carkeys 1

sorry for not posting these past 3 hours. i'm ashamed of my own slothfulness. i'm going to give out 1000,00990free commissions to everyone this has hurt. im also deleting my patereon because i dont deserve it. come to town square later today to see me do seppuku on myself

my hair smells like beef