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Happy Birthday. Iirc we're pretty close in age so happy 27th

27.01.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Beating Hearts isn't for everyone #COYB

25.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Half cut selfie. Im smiling. Wearing glasses and a grey hat.

Half cut selfie. Im smiling. Wearing glasses and a grey hat.

Hi

25.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An aul guy ranting in the pub

23.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dug loves his wee squeaky ball

22.01.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

21.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Biff put on a great show. Annabel had happy tears streaming down her face for the first 5 songs.

21.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me and Annabel in our seats at the Hydro

Me and Annabel in our seats at the Hydro

Our view of the stage. Its a bit empty cause we came in early

Our view of the stage. Its a bit empty cause we came in early

Eldest daughter has been a massive Biffy Clyro fan since she was wee so here we are at the Hydro.

21.01.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Pints and weed to be specific

21.01.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A wee bit of both

21.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Walking home drunk selfie 
Wearing a grey hat, glasses and a big jacket. Hedges and streetlights behind me.

Walking home drunk selfie Wearing a grey hat, glasses and a big jacket. Hedges and streetlights behind me.

Drunk af

21.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bright blue sky, the trossachs and firth of Clyde below
 Fields, trees and a stone wall in the foreground

Bright blue sky, the trossachs and firth of Clyde below Fields, trees and a stone wall in the foreground

Absolutely beautiful weather earlier when we went for a walk. This view is looking down to the Clyde valley from hills above Kilmacolm

30.12.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas ab'dy

25.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the night sky. Lots of stars are visible. The constellation orion is in the middle.

Photo of the night sky. Lots of stars are visible. The constellation orion is in the middle.

Taken from my back door

24.12.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smelly Shitsmas

25.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was happily enjoying another beer and rewatching the Expanse but I just remembered im going to be woken very early

25.12.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas bud

25.12.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2nd year of us hosting Christmas and I am becoming a Christmas hater as a result

23.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me looking very serious whilst I lift dumbells. Im wearing a Falkirk top. My FiL is an Inverness fan.

Me looking very serious whilst I lift dumbells. Im wearing a Falkirk top. My FiL is an Inverness fan.

Me being fierce in drag style makeup

Me being fierce in drag style makeup

Drew my father in law for the family secret santa so I've just ordered a calendar with a different pic of me for each month as part of his gift

15.12.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunch of cockwombles

16.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A ridge with trees along it, silhouetted against a blue, yellow and white sky as the sun sets.

A ridge with trees along it, silhouetted against a blue, yellow and white sky as the sun sets.

From my dug walk earlier

25.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"

31.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Veerle van Pooren

27.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf, I just saw a post of hers. Went back and clicked on and account now gone. Cunts indeed, she's probably the nicest person on here

26.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

26.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's exactly the kind of thing I mean. They get it so right and so wrong, often in the same edition

26.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The National is such a confusing newspaper

26.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed Kenny cause of the pic without reading the article like a total noob

26.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hugh Kerr. Not MacAskill

26.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops. Still, the similarities between the two are striking

26.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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