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your white cishet middle class dad (paul) πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ profile image: Danish footballer Jesper Olsen in action for Manchester United in 1984/85. banner image: Eric Cantona, labeled "The Ratio", is kung-fu kicking Matthew Simmons, labeled "You"

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King George, 1782:

09.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1497    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5868    πŸ” 1227    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1795    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 41

well done seahawks

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

extremely narrow audience for this one

09.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luke Akehurst has called the police

09.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pick sixes are embarassing, but are often playing out on razor-thin margins.

a TD like this is a fundamental humiliation. your line has failed you. your eyes have failed you, your legs have failed you, as well as your hands. its the "you died" screen of possible QB outcomes.

09.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

09.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5790    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 31
headline from the seattle times: Super Bowl 2026: Who says the Patriots don't deserve another win?
Jesse Singal

headline from the seattle times: Super Bowl 2026: Who says the Patriots don't deserve another win? Jesse Singal

πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

09.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1510    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 15

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 24724    πŸ” 4555    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 137

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3028    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

seattle defence is good

09.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"love forty" which is what the score would be if drake maye was serving in a tennis game

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.

Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

09.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7950    πŸ” 1587    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 60

Second Super Bowl in a row with a Drake getting humiliated

09.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

09.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1322    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

Its price can feed five entire families in Gaza

09.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

seattle running away with the sack battle

09.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who?

08.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didnt watch the match but it sure sounds like some re-refereeing has gone on

08.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

pretty sure all he achieved on that show was to introduce himself to a whole new demographic of haters... and that's*before* he got voted off for being homophobic at the round table

08.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gutted that the "Keir starmer has resigned" tweet is stranded on twitter since we all moved over here instead. I need to retweet it

04.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The famous "Keir Starmer has resigned" tweet from 2016

The famous "Keir Starmer has resigned" tweet from 2016

01.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from twitter:
The Independent @Independent
Keir Starmer has resigned
4:30 pm Β· 27 Jun 2016
908 Reposts 365 Quotes 1054 Likes 75 Bookmarks

Screenshot from twitter: The Independent @Independent Keir Starmer has resigned 4:30 pm Β· 27 Jun 2016 908 Reposts 365 Quotes 1054 Likes 75 Bookmarks

No fucking WAAYY!!! twitter.com/Independent/...

01.04.2024 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I was still on there, it would be the perfect time to retweet this banger

04.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we have a late breaking odds on favourite

08.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

odds on mcsweemey's replacement

4-1 darryl archideld
9-2 scott dourque
8-1 tony smehrik
9-1 bobson dugnutt

08.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just logging on to applaud that tackle by kim little

08.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Julia Zigiotti Olme taking a throw in for manchester united. The ball is in her hands behind her head, and the owl tattoo on the back of her left arm can be partly seen. Her cheeks are puffed with effort like she is about to throw the ball clean through the goalkeeper and into the net. (The image is also captioned with the Barclays WSL logo and "One goal. One assist. One Zigiotti.")

Julia Zigiotti Olme taking a throw in for manchester united. The ball is in her hands behind her head, and the owl tattoo on the back of her left arm can be partly seen. Her cheeks are puffed with effort like she is about to throw the ball clean through the goalkeeper and into the net. (The image is also captioned with the Barclays WSL logo and "One goal. One assist. One Zigiotti.")

image from the quoted tweet because it was missing ALT text:

07.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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