King George, 1782:
09.02.2026 03:10 β π 1497 π 291 π¬ 5 π 0@ptfen.bsky.social
your white cishet middle class dad (paul) π΅πΈ π±π§ πΎπͺ π³οΈβπ π³οΈββ§οΈ profile image: Danish footballer Jesper Olsen in action for Manchester United in 1984/85. banner image: Eric Cantona, labeled "The Ratio", is kung-fu kicking Matthew Simmons, labeled "You"
King George, 1782:
09.02.2026 03:10 β π 1497 π 291 π¬ 5 π 0You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
09.02.2026 03:24 β π 5868 π 1227 π¬ 4 π 0Itβs time to post this. Confirmed.
Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.
ilovecitr.us/darnold/
well done seahawks
09.02.2026 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0extremely narrow audience for this one
09.02.2026 03:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Luke Akehurst has called the police
09.02.2026 03:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0pick sixes are embarassing, but are often playing out on razor-thin margins.
a TD like this is a fundamental humiliation. your line has failed you. your eyes have failed you, your legs have failed you, as well as your hands. its the "you died" screen of possible QB outcomes.
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
09.02.2026 02:41 β π 5790 π 769 π¬ 46 π 31headline from the seattle times: Super Bowl 2026: Who says the Patriots don't deserve another win? Jesse Singal
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09.02.2026 03:01 β π 1510 π 156 π¬ 19 π 15OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
09.02.2026 01:33 β π 24724 π 4555 π¬ 153 π 137no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
seattle defence is good
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"love forty" which is what the score would be if drake maye was serving in a tennis game
09.02.2026 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Second Super Bowl in a row with a Drake getting humiliated
09.02.2026 00:52 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
09.02.2026 02:21 β π 1322 π 235 π¬ 6 π 13Its price can feed five entire families in Gaza
09.02.2026 00:34 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1seattle running away with the sack battle
09.02.2026 00:33 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0who?
08.02.2026 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnt watch the match but it sure sounds like some re-refereeing has gone on
08.02.2026 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pretty sure all he achieved on that show was to introduce himself to a whole new demographic of haters... and that's*before* he got voted off for being homophobic at the round table
08.02.2026 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Gutted that the "Keir starmer has resigned" tweet is stranded on twitter since we all moved over here instead. I need to retweet it
04.02.2026 13:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The famous "Keir Starmer has resigned" tweet from 2016
01.07.2025 18:13 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot from twitter: The Independent @Independent Keir Starmer has resigned 4:30 pm Β· 27 Jun 2016 908 Reposts 365 Quotes 1054 Likes 75 Bookmarks
No fucking WAAYY!!! twitter.com/Independent/...
01.04.2024 12:53 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0if I was still on there, it would be the perfect time to retweet this banger
04.12.2024 22:05 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0we have a late breaking odds on favourite
08.02.2026 14:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0odds on mcsweemey's replacement
4-1 darryl archideld
9-2 scott dourque
8-1 tony smehrik
9-1 bobson dugnutt
just logging on to applaud that tackle by kim little
08.02.2026 13:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Julia Zigiotti Olme taking a throw in for manchester united. The ball is in her hands behind her head, and the owl tattoo on the back of her left arm can be partly seen. Her cheeks are puffed with effort like she is about to throw the ball clean through the goalkeeper and into the net. (The image is also captioned with the Barclays WSL logo and "One goal. One assist. One Zigiotti.")
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