DJGaryBaldy

Still its a bit beyond some people's budgets

I think the last time I was taken out for a Sunday dinner it didn't cost much more than 30 quid a head

Not been out for a proper meal in about 15 years now

I know pubs have their overheads but it's still a shock at that price

How Much? Shows how long it's been since I last went out for a Meal

Thats approx my monthly food shop

Flexi Discs I used to buy NME for the odd Flexi disc or tape

I have a Housemartins one in one of my record cases haven't played it for a while I was a big fan of the Housemartins

He'll never sell ice cream going at that speed

By far and away my favourite Eric Morecambe line

I adore Dusty Springfield she was an amazing artist

Uncle Bulgaria is married to Enyas cousin

Orinoco Flo

Would Duel Believe It.

Just as long as you don't eat any other Wombles 😁

Urgh I hate Technotronic

I don't like asparagus aside from it not tasting nice it makes your wee smell terrible

I was put off Asparagus by heinz soup

I have a few different versions of this song and its hard to say which version is best they're all as good as each other

I'm back in bed

I was sick earlier just after I tried eating something

If I'm coming down with something I want it to pass quickly

I don't like being ill

Ahem I already used this picture!

Meh 😫 have I missed anything?

I've been asleep again since 10am

I feel rough as a dog's arse 😕

Hallelujah makes me cry buckets

Its the first song I heard on the radio after my brother died 😢

Someone is fucking about with my blog stats again 😡

Got this on 7 inch

I went to my local Turkish barber the other week

Had a haircut and hot towel cutthroat shave it was bliss

Right I suppose I best get to bed

I'm hoping I can get a good night's sleep I was awake at silly o'clock again this morning

I still get a shiver down my spine whenever I see a depiction of the Twin Towers

Its 25 years this September and the images stilll haunt me

Every so often I get a Whiff if Weed on my local precinct they make it way to obvious

My dad didn't know what it smelled like (seriously)

There were a bunch of stoners used to smoke it in the WMC and because my dad didnt know the smell they kept getting away with it

You want some moisturiser on that dear

I need to get help with my spare room the windows 🪟 are coated in mould horrid black mould and I can't tackle it

Tune

Had it on my music player back in 2008 and i was walking up a road in pouring rain

Just as the rain stopped and the sun came out this came on it made me walk that bit faster

😄

I've just nearly broken my neck opening a window in my spare room

I'm going to have to sort my spare room out its like a dodgy Its A Knockout obstacle course

Call for bird netting ban after pigeons die at Nottingham hotel Kevin Newell said he was

You can go Bollocks matey

Ever since they put netting on the balconies here the number of pigeons hanging around has dropped substantially

Before the netting we had the bastards nesting on our balconies

I don't like Pigeons they're flying Rats

Jasper Carrott Scunthorpe Baths Sketch YouTube video by Ashley Yeates

Funniest Sketch by him is Scunthorpe Baths

My husband had an iMac when we first met in 2010 it was painfully slow

I've just given my Raspberry Pi's to a friend

Was on Linux (Ubuntu Studio) until 6 years ago when the machine went boom annd I was forced back onto windows 10

Again my husband knew Linux far better than me

Lucozade is a shadow of its former self they've taken all the sugars out of it

Last tried it over 6 years ago now haven't bought it since

BFH!