Rookie Culinarian Totofu!

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Why does the trick give the treat?

Chill moments with my loves are what make life worth living 🤍

Ft. @mulchedfruit.bsky.social 🩷🤍

| #VanniBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #ShortBattenberg | #Lalafell |

Be sure not to get stuck in any slime when out exploring~💙

Double, double, toil and trouble! Stovetop burn and stew pot bubble!

This sentence has me YEARNING...

ffxiv sketch/shitpost: lamitt kabedons ardbert into a corner. she is right in his face (her legs are too short. that triangle would be super small). she also has immense grip strength. the kind that would terrify even the strongest warrior.

short legs 😑

#ffxiv #art

Hey, you haven't even finished the steak you ordered and you're already thinking about seconds?!

(Don't worry one bit! We'll get her on a plate sooner or later!)

Totofu is hard at work, Lyngsath walks by and gives her an order. Lyngsath: "Rich bloke outside just ordered a lalafell steak. Totofu, could ye get that cookin' fer us?" Totofu: "LALAFELL STEAK?!" Lyngsath: "Not made out of ye, nitwit! We've got some in the back."

Totofu walking through the storeroom, looking at the hanging meat. She fetches a chunk of lalafell meat, and is suddenly transfixed by it. Totofu: (They have lalafell meat in the storeroom, they have LALAFELL MEAT in the storeroom...) Totofu: (I'M lalafell meat! Totofu: (Lyngsath never has to cook roegadyn, Jossy never has to cook hyur, so why do I have to cook lalafell?! What is it about what I'M made of that's so-) Totofu: (-delicious... Gods, this marbling. Hm...)

A montage of Totofu cooking a steak. She is very apprehensive at first, but is smiling at the end.

Lyngsath chatting with Totofu. At first he is holding her in his arm, but he then pushes her pants down to illustrate the cut of lalafell he's talking about as Totofu struggles and protests. Lyngsath: Ye did a standout job! I knew I was right to trust ye with lalafell meat, considerin' yer made of it! Totofu: Haha, I guess I am... But, um... where did it come from? Lyngsath: Ah! That cut was a bit o' thigh, from right here! There's plenty o' fat, an' pan searin' it renders it and puts it to good use. Totofu: No, I mean like WHO did it come from?! Lyngsath!!

(CW: Cooking!)

It's not an order she'd tried before, but Totofu is always up to the challenge of learning to cook a new dish!

Life's a witch :3

Happy Spookymonth! :D

#lalafell

“Million Dollar Smile”
Ft.
@mulchedfruit.bsky.social
@cocoabattenberg.bsky.social

| #VanniBattenberg | #CocoaBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #ShortBattenberg | #Lalafell | #Gpose |

om nom nom...

Okay yeah I've gotta agree with the other commenter, that does look pretty comfy! (at least for a few seconds 🤣)

It's tough out here okay

| #Lalafell |

She's gotta watch out for that!!

This is what I've been SAYING!

Totofu in the kitchen of the Bismarck in her chef's outfit, holding up a thumbs-up. There is text that reads, "Things are often chopped and cooked beofre they're served and ate!"

A motivational Totofu for the start of the week! Hang in there!

Second week of running a lalafell account went about as well as the first. Crossing my fingers we return to normal soon 😭

Remember: if you ever feel like ur A Very Online Guy (gender-neutral), there is always a Guy (gender-neutral) who is more Very Online than you who spends their free time shooting down accounts of people coz they think dolls have more human rights than humans.

B E N O T A F R A I D

(Happy Spookymonth :3 )

#lalafell

I, however, unfortunately can

I've got a pretty good feeling I know which of these two thought bubbles you'd fall closer to, as well 🤣

As far as I'm concerned, free and open-source software deserves all the loving it can get!

In the first panel, Totofu and Jossy are working together. Totofu muses, "Sometimes, I wonder how I taste..." to which Jossy replies, "I can help with that!" In the second panel, Totofu is blushing and imagining herself and Jossy smooching under the stars, but Jossy is imagining Totofu cooked and steaming on a platter.

(CW: Cooking!)

"Sometimes, I wonder how I taste..."

✨Gigant kisses for a snack✨
Ft:
@robotnikholmes.bsky.social

Totofu in the kitchen of the Bismarck in her chef's outfit, holding up a thumbs-up. There is text that reads, "Things are often chopped and cooked beofre they're served and ate!"

A motivational Totofu for the start of the week! Hang in there!

Too much lewd going on. Need some cleansing.

Behold: GREATEST Dog.

Oops! C-can someone help me out really quick? Teehee... :3

(Happy Spookymonth! :D )

#lalafell

*THWIP*

"wH-AH!"

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #EoieVore |

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Making this girl failure do office work is wild ngl
#KaiPoses