NotaSkaven

[to the tune of Owl City's Fireflies]

You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million ghoulish lives, tore out your throat and ripped out your eyes.

I have discovered my fatal weakness and it is 7 thousand ghouls. I forgot about the ghoul pit.

The blightmaw meanwhile could very much harm me but that's where I bring out my ace, summon spectre. A mythic ability that conjures a ghost, inflicting negative levels on touch, being effectively a hard counter to a big melee tank. I had to use summon spectre when I was playing legitimately too.

This is supposed to be a big moment but they literally cannot harm me, I'm starting to think that 6 fucking kineticists is actually a strat without flaw.

He was effectively dead, having already turned into a monster and actively trying to die but that nuance doesn't fit in the character limit.

Yeah but wrestlers aren't supposed to believe their own keyfabe. "Brute Bomber is actually a nice guy" was a cool plotline not "yeah this raid series could've been one fight but we were testing you! We had to make entertainment out of your fight!" and even that fight didn't matter he just comes back

A lot of Dawntrail feels undercut by refusing to ever commit to anything, this shit is so ass. What if we made an entire raid series where there's no bad guy and nobody dies [prez was already dead lol] but also we pretend the whole thing is serious before going sike at the end so everyone is unhappy

Is it just me or does the last boss' model look shockingly low quality.

#7.4spoilers so Heavyweight is about the three villains of the arcadion:

sex appeal,
homoerotic tension,
and aura farming

No wonder they all fall before the WoL considering I mastered all three concepts long ago. As raid tiers are three battles long, I'm sure there's no unforseen plot twist.

Shale and Melancholy

You can skip the roulette if you do savage, it just takes like six real life months. The daily bonuses being level dependant was wack but their absence is so much worse.

Square Enix really said "run leveling roulette 60 times" I hate you.

Showing up with my Phantom Weapon Penumbra like "behold, a weaker weapon!"

My favorite part of relic quests is stopping to buy a weathered tome for like 20 cents.

#7.0spoilers Lalafell :)

Participating in a frontal assault on the city gates but hold up guys I'm wounded can we rest for 15 hours?

A dead game is a multi-player game that has nobody online so even though you can technically boot it up there's no point, it does not describe a story driven RPG that hasn't been updated in a while.

Not pictured: a random bystander getting stabbed by a rogue fork

I have completely stopped posting to Twitter a while ago and I know I should get off entirely but sometimes I get a post like Bakushin armpit gif and I just can't give up that unpredictability.

[I do run an adblocker though]

no but why?

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Red Mage is so clean, I like it a lot.

Does it count as anxiety if the chance you just made a grave and irrevocable mistake is actually real because of ADHD?

A four panel comic: "I think I forgot something" "If you forgot, then it wasn't that important" "Yeah, you're right." [a png of a sword is edited over the final panel]

Oh my god I left Radiance in Act 1, I skipped over that whole section of the map. I knew something was missing.

I wonder what it's like being a missionary on a university campus, I have to respect the community engagement even though I hate everything you stand for.

It's only fair that I abuse Kineticist bugs to have 8x my elemental overflow bonus applied to damage [normal value x2] when they get to be 4th dimensional beings.

Some enemies don't believe in walls. The hallway is for babies, here's a route with some chest hair.

All Kineticist WotR is awesome like why do I have a +16 modifier to damage just all the time from my class alone. You're only "supposed" to have like +4 and that's already abnormally high compared to physical damage dealers.

I support public transit because of the positive benefits like not having to own a car personally, environmental impacts, and strengthening a community with walkable urban design but also for the ability to oppress car owners as a whole and make it prohibitively difficult to own a car .#darkwoke

Not true, you can find the perfect porn if you follow @twoofaargon.bsky.social on bsky.