Retta Reposado 🥃

Xmas in HTX 🎄✨🎅🏾

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I need to make new friends in HTX. The women I befriended wanna take themselves on $200 dates and I’m not with it 😭

Last night I realized my alcohol tolerance is pretty high for my liking…

I think I’m gonna try to have a dry January. Having a shot + a tequila/club soda do nothing is kinda worrisome. 😕

Texas Pete gets me right every time!

😔🫶🏾💙

North Carolina, you were a delight indeed. ✨

I hope it’s a slow burn eventually gaining traction.

Me + retinol are not friends. It’s just way too harsh for my little skin SMH

from start to finish *chef’s kiss*

a woman in a red dress is running on a red carpet ALT: a woman in a red dress is running on a red carpet

This year really could’ve made me crash out… BUT GOD🙌🏾

K Beauty? 👀👀

📍North Carolina

“Grief is just love with no place to go.” – Jamie Anderson

Just when I was ready to crash tf out…

Real wages have only increased about $3 per hour since the early 1970s, per Bloomberg.

A little before 6AM. Spiked my dirty chai with Kahlua + tequila before my flight.

**bonus — spiked my on-flight OJ with another tequila 🤭

QTNAs 🤷🏾‍♀️

Would I be out of line if I wore this to an offsite work function???

The cheat code to holiday travel - leave the day of. Airport is breezy. Flight is empty. All around, a peaceful endeavor. ✨

I plan on being disrespectful. Word to @callmemaurice.bsky.social 😭

Listen! MTV did their big one with Teen Wolf, Awkward, and Finding Carter.

Quality television *chef’s kiss*

Total Wine is PACKED out and it’s barely 1PM 😭

Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??

They were cooked in Greece

Not gonna say I hate Drake because that would be 🧢 but I’d say after Views, I began gottung bored. A few cuts here and there, but he became stale (TO ME) from that project onward.

“A superior dweeb” is a great summarization of where Drake is today.

LMAOO!