people in the qrts putting one member so im putting this here because i think it takes 6 knots to wake him up properly… insert somnophilia/narcoleptic hobi au here or whatever

right thank u namjoon

clowning the birthday boy who has been in your life for over a decade now because it’s the only way you can express how deeply you love him. joon, please

NAMJOON POSTED HIS DRIVING VID ON HOBI'S BDAY CUZ HE SAW THIS POST HASHTAG CONFIRMED

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Congratulations!

Happy j-hope Day 🎂

#제이홉 #jhope #HAPPYJHOPEDAY

That’s literally a golden retriever

my artwork of namjoon picking yoongi up, but in a way where he's got his arms around yoongi's thighs and torso so yoongi is dangling almost upside down. namjoon is wearing a blue hoodie and grey shorts, while yoongi wears an orange hoodie, with 'ayo suga' printed on the chest, and black shorts. namjoon has a speech bubble with an upside-down cat emoji and a red heart, while yoongi's speech bubble is three exclamation marks. namjoon is laughing and greatly enjoying himself, while yoongi looks annoyed and flustered. there is also a little drawing of koya flexing his arm muscles, and one of shooky screaming 'hajimaaa!!'. the drawing was done for valentine's day, because Bothering someone really is a valid way to love on them.

make sure to to appreciate (annoy) your cat this valentine's day 🐨🐱

[BASS BOOSTED] CAN I GET A HELL YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[general barking and howling noises]

unofficially officially yours 👉🏼👈🏼

woke up extra early today to make sure i'm not late at work (again) only to get distracted by a bakery omw to work and now im running late again LLLMMMMAAAOOOO

🥺🫂

hoe hoseok gym selfie slut joon gym selfie

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

THESE FREAKS FUCK IN THE GYM SHOWERS ARGUE WITH THE WALL

greedy ass hoe!!!! [lovingly]

pretending to whipser Something Important when they're actually just trying to catch a sneaky scenting in the midst of all the excitement 😃

hoseok whispering into namjoon's ears. namjoon is leaning down to hear him

oooohmygod.

first that overprotective joon pic and now this??? whispering intimately as joon leans down

namseok mated fr fr

🐰🐿️🐻

#btsfanart

also for The Narrative, I will re-read this at work cuz what if my IT guy was waiting left hanging in the thread lmao

SCRATCHING THE ITCH THAT HOBI PIC ALWAYS CAUSES RIGHT TO THE CORE OHMYGODDDDD

using my work wifi to read this thread i hope our IT guy enjoys mpreg too

a man wearing a white jacket is standing in front of a door . ALT: a man wearing a white jacket is standing in front of a door .

i will genuinely commission someone to write a namseok fic of joon absolutely furiously jealous of gongseok

🐿️✨

#btsfanart #digitalart #doodle #jhope #junghoseok

I know hobi thinks about this too

for his sake I hope they smashed that night

I hope namjoon sees that gong yoo x hobi tweet and Makes A Point 👀

the way seokjin’s hand slowly pushes down taehyung’s sleeve while both make eye contact.

the way jk’s head whips back and forth like he’s watching tennis chewing on his lips

the way what seokjin said sounds like an innuendo/proposition

These mental health moments brought to you by the letters R and M.

*clutches your shirt*

and and ohmygod hobi, that slut, makes sure to wear the SHORTEST shorts every time!!!

COMING OUT OF MY CORPORATE HELL HOLE WITH SOME NAMSEOK THOUGHTS

*DEEP INHALE*

NAMJOON'S BIG HANDS ON PASSENGER PRINCESS HOBI'S TATTOO'D THIGHS

OHMYGOD

green cat beanie hobi

drawn for a friend a few weeks ago

#btsfanart

this based on the meme where a couple goes shopping and the girlfriend/wife always gets her way i can’t make this shit up