screamlet

his little soda pop!

hobi has 'a thousand years' and 'love story' on his playlist which just shows i made this in my sleep

somebody to you!!!! jungkookie!!!!

💜💜💜 heartbreaking. i'm so sorry

oh thank god i'm not hallucinating this conclave routine at the olympics!!!!!!!

every patreon dollar was worth it, i love you crystal shrek

Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.social • 2h a seafood aversion is also outrageous Larry Juana @dylpickles626.bsky.so... I know one person with a legitimate reason to have a seafood aversion (He was duct taped to a chair and force fed anchovies until he threw up as a child) but for everyone else it's fucking bogus. 6:22 PM • Feb 12, 2026

POV you’re riffing on bluesky

#TheTraitorsUS "tara and i didn't have normal childhoods, we weren't playing GAMES, we were going to the OLYMPICS" johnny weir, love of my life

okay but what if we skipped right to Universal Advanced Income

sometimes i can handle the latter like changing the password on someone's paramount plus account and deleting it

and sometimes it's an experian account and there's no way out, ever

the traffic thing? trap those drivers under glass until they run out of oxygen, or shoot them *into* the sun

things that should be felonies (A JOKE LIST, ONGOING):

* drivers who block the box in traffic

* people who accidentally use my email address to sign up for an account

me - jk i have no idea, their governing body i guess, i don't think it's The Olympics since they use the routine throughout the season. and there's no solo skaters at the olympic level, i don't think

jumps vs no jumps, and ice dancing has musical themes (the most recent pairs theme was 90s music so one team had a routine set to "pretty fly for a white guy")

sorry i'm late here's the obligatory FUCK DISCORD can we have ONE THING
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i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

i have had the longest day on top of the longest week in the longest february known to history (it's february 6th) and apparently if all goes well in my human body i'll wake up in the morning and keep existing. like that's the point of all this.

DO THE OLYMPICS HAVE SPORTS THIS YEAR. I LOST TRACK AFTER THE HOCKEY QUEERS ENTORCHENED THE EARTH.

ARE THE OLYMPICS EVER HAPPENING. ARE THE OLYMPICS ALWAYS HAPPENING.

WHEN ARE THE OLYMPICS

that's happening????

i wrote this story, and this comment came directly to my inbox when it was made. in unrelated news, i'm legally changing my name to "wizened husk morrison" and would really appreciate if someone could come collect my bones from where they've been gathering dust on the floor since that email arrived

promise i wasn't digging for sympathy!!!! just A Feeling

🥲❤️

love when someone's writing reminds me of everything i hate about my own, this is a useful feeling to feel

THE ERIC NAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERIC NAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is the greatest show on television

ERIC NAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TheTraitors