Everything I saw today was totally predictable. You could see Spurs' equaliser 20 minutes in advance. I really hope FSG aren't choosing their moment to announce a new contract for Slot, I can't stomach another season of watching this cowardice.
But it will win a fair few new ones for the Greens. Performative cruelty simply to impress Daily Mail readers.
If Mason 'understands' this, then let Mandelson say it. Mason is supposed to be an impartial BBC journalist, not a courtier.
Because...
YOUR TONE IS ANTAGONISTIC AND YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY ANGRY
We try our best
"...or the police will arrive", oh my dear sweet innocent child
Utterly disgusting filth. More please!
At some point, it's a certainty that Streeting will claim he's never had any links to Palantir. In an oversubscribed field, one of the most embarrassing, irritating cringelords British politics has ever produced.
Except they're not arsehole. Ask anyone with a wheelchair or pram.
The now familiar 'a former marine' bolt-on, as if this enhances his electability. The sort of thing a proud elderly mum might tell you about her grown-up son. "He's a former marine, you know."
At what point will the 'fascism will never happen' smugsters finally accept that it's already here? Maybe when Trump imposes curfews, bans public gatherings and 'temporarily' suspends elections, disguised as 'emergency legislation'? Will that do it?
The solution is commonly known as 'The Corner Shop' and you won't have to worry about all those terrible people getting in the way of your awfully important arse.
I will always maintain that this album is superior to Graceland and the title track is one of the greatest break-up songs ever written. Even by his standards, a masterclass in songwriting.
100% posted by a man, this one.
Any Irish citizen who accepts an MBE, 'honorary' knighthood, or any other silly trinket from the British establishment should be forced to surrender their Irish passport and lick King Charles' bare arse live on TV.
"The Aristocrats!"
Writers at The Onion would have been fired into deep space for coming up with this.
I know everyone's going to ask him about THAT goal against Verona but I just wanted to ask, does he think about it every day? Because I would.
When this is all over and if we survive, I want people to know that ‘we were living in an attention economy and saying that got me loads of clicks’ will not be a valid excuse.
The levels of delusion and denial in the replies isn't a big surprise. But then, that's how Brexit happened in the first place.
An amazing take, given that the establishment has deliberately obstructed the justice process and that not a single arrest has been made. But sure, complain about the skyline.
I think this actually might be Rob's finest creation yet. Fucking tremendous value.
It's only a 'boom year' for the 0.01% at the top. For everyone else in music, it's a relentless daily shafting. Headlines like this are so reckless and misleading.
Get rid of this muck, you sloths, and make room for the Halloween crap. And hurry up about it!
The correct headline is, "Brigitte Bardot, cinema icon who became a homophobic and racist bigot". Don't be cowards.
But that one white guy couldn’t get a job in Hollywood because woke!!!!
Remembering Shuhada Sadaqat aka Sinead O'Connor on her birthday. Here in 1992 by photographer Jane Bown #WomensArt
I preferred him when he was silent and mysterious. This 'crying in the mixed zone' version of Salah (and we saw a bit of that last year too) is a total contrast to what Virgil, Robbo and Dom say to the media about teamwork, responsibility and being together.
If this angry little man was serious about 'protecting the vulnerable', he wouldn't be the co-founder of genocide enablers Palantir, one of the world's worst firms.
