Kim H

Kim H

@fakegiraffe.bsky.social

I am a game producer on Overwatch, and I love spreadsheets, bullet pointed lists, and beautiful places. I'll follow back any Blizz employee! Views are my own.

235 Followers 366 Following 39 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 days ago
Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively.

The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him.

The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth.

The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend.

The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine.

The sixth has a miserable practice:
He condemns the soul through [false] oaths
so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.
The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog
held by a chain and who barks all the time;
its round head is ready for a fight.

The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness
that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children;
the evilness of drunkenness shows in him.

The ninth helplessly becomes crazy,
everything that he knows, sees, or hears,
he presents openly to everyone.

The tenth fights against sleep.

The eleventh sings wild songs
and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning.

The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking
that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat
and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard

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6 days ago
an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

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1 month ago

Same!

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1 month ago
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I could sit in this energy. Loving this dreaminess that feels like a window into a forgotten myth.
Gorgeous painting by Carrie Ann Baade

#beautifulbizarre #surrealism #contemporarypainter #classicalinfluence #fantasyart

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7 months ago
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A ship laden with treasure sails proud and unaware that beneath the waves, the kraken stirs. 🐙🦑 What brave heros dare retrieve what was lost?

Get your own set of ceramic dice, August 1st at 6pm ET.

#dice #ttrpg #dnd

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8 months ago
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Clair Obscur complete, now onto Blue Prince!

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10 months ago
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Done!

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11 months ago
A hand holding a sticker that says "You're not an imposter if you're doing the work"

Picked up this sticker yesterday as a much needed reminder.
Putting it here for anyone else who may need to hear it too.

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11 months ago

I rarely get past ante 9 so I need some new strats!

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11 months ago

Beautiful!

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11 months ago

Omg how did you do that??

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1 year ago

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

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1 year ago
Still from a video of animated text from @itsanimatedtext with Barbie in a teal dress with the words self care is officially over, we’re doing drugs again overlaid

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

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1 year ago

S A M E

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1 year ago

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

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1 year ago
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Wooooow look at the Le Château des Valkyries exhibition, sited as the biggest showcase of Joana Vasconcelos’ work in Germany to date. It's astonishing!

📸 © Jenny Feldmann
Landesmuseen SH

#beautifulbizarre #textilerart #installation #art

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1 year ago

Stalled out here too!

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1 year ago
The “conspiracy theory” meme from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where a character is pointing at a messy wall of notes and photos with arrows drawn on them. Except that the character is Nintendo’s Luigi, wearing his white gloves. I spent entire minutes photoshopping this, so I hope you appreciate it.

Good morning BlueSky! I was drafting this post yesterday when the news of more #layoffs hit, and I couldn’t find the heart to finish. But I’m going to plow through. What’s going on in #gaming right now? Let’s look at some charts and data. A 🧵!

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1 year ago

I literally need everyone in games, regardless of discipline, to read this book.

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1 year ago

No

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1 year ago
Gandalf the White saying, "Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth"

me when any program's AI assistant asks me if I want help writing:

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1 year ago
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amazing terminology for the hypothetical moon of a moon

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1 year ago

I got to play about 2 days of dragon age before I left for the holidays. Which means yes, all I got through was character creation.

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1 year ago
Britain has seen an alarming rise in poetry sales
--The Economist, 15 Jan 2024

2024 Headline of the Year nominee (January)

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1 year ago

Zzzzzzzzzz….

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1 year ago
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a cartoon of patrick holding a flag and a sign that says happy friday jr. ALT: a cartoon of patrick holding a flag and a sign that says happy friday jr.
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1 year ago

IT IS STIL THURSDAY HERE 😭

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1 year ago
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This is the energy I am trying to bring to 2025.

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1 year ago

BALATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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1 year ago
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I finally beat Metaphor! And took this photo a second too late for when it said “credits”

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