luke

which means have more?? 😝

to the person who stole my socks in the gym, i hope you enjoy them...
next time please don't steal them... i'll happily sell them to you 🙊

1 month of no gym and i lost 4kg... not sure if i'm happy or sad... 🤔 maybe i can be on those fat loss ads? 🤣 should i take from another angle?

ooo... my gym crush/cutie spoke to me 🙈
granted, he asked me how many more sets, but still... i'll take that 🫠

“People used to think I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. But after a while, you learn to ignore the names that people call you and you just trust who you are.” -Shrek
Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

happy pride!!

i think my back looks nice. i guess i am a beethoven? (背多分) 😂 if only the front looked as good 😮‍💨

cant see properly meh? which leg u wanna see? 🙊

some say my legs are big... are they?

without saying anything, he just shoves his finger up my 🕳️... i was shook 😨 no warning, no like get ready or smth. he just jammed his finger in. def not the most pleasant 😠 perhaps that makes older guys more considerate tops? given their exp? 🤔

-end

go lower a bit? 😝

cant say that i enjoyed this, but he made me feel comfortable as he basically fingered my 🍑
fast forward a week or so & i had a follow up. this time it was a younger male doc. same procedure: i laid on my side, pulled my pants down with my knees up. he lubes his finger...

tbc

felt cute 🙈

‪no i said 🤫 he told me to relax & starts spreading the lube around my 🕳️ it felt 🙊 not so scary... then he gently inserts his finger inside me. i left out a whimper... or was it a moan? 🤔 he proceeds to feel inside of me and i was 😳 but thank god he cant see my face. ‬

‪tbc‬

storytime 🧵:
had to see a doc as my 🍑 wasn't feeling so good. this time the doc was an older male. he asked me to lay on my side with my knees up to my chest. he then pulled my pants & underwear down 😳 he then applied lube to his finger & asked, have you done this before? 🤔😐

so basically, this was vaguely my first sounding experience... cant say i like it 🥴 and i had 2 ladies inspect and touch my dick... 🙈☺️ only to be told that im fine 😮‍💨 well, i guess i shouldnt complain. things could have been much worse. 🙏

the end

doc: yeah, i wanna have another doc look at it just in case.
me: err, okay...
this time a middle aged lady walked in. unlike the first doc, she was not as gentle, basically womanhandled my stuff. any fears of an erection flew away... 🛫

tbc

doc: all done!
it was unpleasant, one that i hope i'd never have to go through again😮‍💨 then the doc asked for some samples so i went to the toilet to collect them. when i returned, the doc said,
doc: i have looked at the swab, but i need to examine you again...
me: again? 😳

tbc

me: nope... why?
doc: well, i'm going to put a swab in & check it under a microscope. let me show it to you.
she proceeds to show me the swab which makes me even more anxious.
doc: you ready?
me: err okay (but in my head, nope)
in it goes...
🥴my first sounding experience?

tbc

the checkup continued & the time came. drop your pants she said. i lowered my pants, shyly. she gently rolled my foreskin back & started caressing the 🍆🍒 like a massage. i was praying... pls dont get hard 🙏 then suddenly...
doc: have you put stuff in your penis before?
me:😨

tbc

storytime: went for a little checkup. the doc was a youngish cute lady. was a bit shy when she started asking about my sexual history...
doc: have you ever been paid for sex?
me: no... (sheepishly) not recently...
doc: oh 🤓
me: oops, shouldnt have said that 😅
was totally judged... 🫣

to be continued

cant believe i lost about 1kg after traveling to japan 😅

notti notti 😈

thanks! any tips for osaka?

happy lunar new year to everyone who celebrates!! 🐍 🏮 🧧

going Japan next month. any recommendations?

hi 👋

happy new year! #back to regular programming...

🎄 merry christmas! any gifts for my christmas stocking? 🎁