Lord Banquo, Thane of Lochaber

The world we live in: a war criminal nominates his arms dealer for the peace prize.

British exceptionalism is still alive and well — it’s unfortunate British self-awareness isn’t.

I’m not sure what saddens me more. Fellow citizens voting for the English Labour Party or the numbers who voted for the English far right.

Psychologists are now studying the fallout as a case study in “Mutually Assured Narcissism,” noting that when two egos this bloated collide, the result is a black hole of irony from which no dignity escapes.

Happy birthday to Russel Brand.

Sir Simon, please tell us you’re an absolute gobshite without saying it specifically … go on, we’ll wait.

9 years later …

With reference to Katie “batshit crazy” Hopkins, it’s easy to sell out when your tour venues are all in pop up coffee stalls.

The big difference between Hong Kong and the UK is the Tory Party.

Elon Musk claims that the American Government will no longer save Matt Damon. This is expected to save 100s of millions of dollars in the future.

Happy birthday to Ron Perlman. 95 years old today.

I’ll just post this here in case you need to explain Tariffs to to someone on the far right.

I sometime’s wonder who job it is to welcome people to hell.
One name keeps coming up.

This is fine, it’s all fine.

Delicious salty far right tears, now available in Musk flavour.

For the next 6 months the clock on my car will read right.

In a rally today, Trump announced that all foreign born teleprompter operators would be deported. He also went to say he had a tiny penis, has regular rough sex with JD Vance and Melania is shagging her yoga instructor.

🎶Oh nothing makes me sadder than the Elon lost his bladder on the stooooock market.🎶

Do you think Trump and Vance do each other’s makeup?

Yes the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. … 27% of Americas can trace their ancestry to Germany, the single largest group. 😂

But I’ll still fight you to death over the fact that the UK is a bigger basket case than America.

New details emerge about how the rebels got those 2nd Death Star plans.

I live in a country that made the simpleton David Cameron the PM and then to add icing to the cake made Boris Johnston PM. … and then Liz Truss.

So we can’t really say anything derogatory about the USA.

How hasn’t added their HR manager by mistake to the office “guys only” chat group only to be shocked that she’s shocked by the discussion.

It’s easy done.

Who can forget the movie “Independence Day” when the aliens accidentally email Jeff Goldblum and share the attack time with him.

Why? You’re the only country Russia would not attack right now. Why would they destroy their own property?

I don’t get what all the fuss is about? He looks enigmatic to me.

The leader of the Turd Reich shall be respected!

Got to love Private Eye.

They have contingency plans.

I hear a suspect has been arrested.

Heathrow management call in consultant to investigate fire and reopen airport.