me proposing: the ring is 24 karot gol-
bunny girl gf: tw-twenty four carrots 🤤
this is how i tweet
hydroplaning just to feel something
mpreg is out, tgirlpreg is IN
going to get a ultrasound at the radiologist (im pergnant?)
need a girl tht says oh good heavens and faints when i show her my boobs
asking my doctor what are we after my physical
breaking bad but we're just on DIY
i am the dog who frots
big things are happening in x dot com the everthinh app
Batman (me) stopping Joker (my doctor) and saving Gotham (begging for prog)
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appointment got movd up 2 weeks
2week grindr t4t situationship is worse tha n going to war,
prog appointment countdown,, t-minus 30 days
legislation? err,, actually ima dog and cant read that so :p
ive been told wicked is toxic yuri,, now i might watch it
Switch 2 has been released. Where is the bottom and top 2? (I’m sorry this joke is so bad)
got jury duty :(( if i start barking will they let me leave??
not really bi, i just like the compliments on grindr
got this guy for christmas
iam a machine that turns other girls pee into also my pee
ok chat so we're literally lactating,,
sensitive nipples r great but i just keep bumpiing into walls,,
he said no,, spit on me and then gave me spiro
lock in chat we're getting prescribed prog today (please please pleade)
the one day a month i dress nice (doctors officr)
im a busy woman,
2am - 10am: bedrotting
10am - 6pm: twiter scrolling
7pm - 1am: taking cute selfies
