Thembo

Thembo

@thembo.bsky.social

Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com

12,884 Followers 2,859 Following 24,165 Posts Joined May 2023
55 minutes ago

Would you like to see my papers, officer?

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1 hour ago

Late night boost, thank you all!

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1 week ago
Cashapp ID - $ThemboOnline Venmo ID - @something_somewhere

Update: it's been tight for a while, but a sudden turn a week ago made it all much worse & Urgent. While there's a chance it all turns around, it may lead to a loss of housing and costly relocation, w/ bills and expenses on top. Still in serious need.

You've all helped SO much, so thank you.

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5 hours ago

In that a bunch of zionists in Israel and the US have some religion mixed up in their decades-long obsession with bombing Iran, sure

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5 hours ago

They're going to do the clumsiest false flag in history, it'll be so obvious that people will be memeing it within an hour, they'll get caught with a lot of explicit proof, Dems will tweet about it for 2 weeks, and then everyone will forget about it when Kalshi buys Sony or something

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6 hours ago

I know more about it than you. The thing you made up is the "holy war in america" nonsense.

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6 hours ago

Well that's a thing you made up to rationalize your bigotry so you could simply stop caring about it

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6 hours ago

Yeah racists tend to be scared of reality

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6 hours ago

Strait of Hormuz this Strait of Hormuz that maybe get some Hormonez Strait into your bloodstream

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6 hours ago

Yes, literally so what?

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6 hours ago

Grow up

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7 hours ago

Just tax the rich you cantaloupe!!!!

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11 hours ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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9 hours ago

Hachi machi that's a spicy meatball

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12 hours ago
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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10 hours ago

*someone shows me evidence the protests are still happening but aren't being covered*

Ah, well, in that case let me just say- *turns off replies and leaves the posts up*

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10 hours ago

Where are the students now? Where are the protesters we called Terrorist Hamas Nazis?? Why aren't the people we doxxed and harassed doing the thing we had them arrested and expelled for????

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11 hours ago

I don't think we need to bring up Hillary here.

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11 hours ago

Republicans who spent their life supporting the same policies as Trump and secretly voted for him while "voicing concerns" publicly are not included as Trump voters.

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11 hours ago

If not voting for Harris is a vote for Trump, then people who didn't vote for Trump technically all voted for Harris. Yet you yell at them? Pretty ungrateful behavior.

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11 hours ago

Abstention is a vote for trump, voting for Harris but not doing so enthusiastically is a vote for Trump, criticizing the Dems "hide and cry" strategy a year after the election is a vote for Trump, acknowledging poor people exist is a vote for Trump, Baltimore backing out of the Crosby trade is a vot

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11 hours ago

what

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16 hours ago
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14 hours ago

It's not just that this is a lazy lie, which of course it obviously is, it's that all these tedious pundits recycle the exact same lie over and over again and pretend it's journalism. Spoiled dullards passing around the same bag full of farts, each sticking a straw in there and taking a deep snort.

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14 hours ago

Wrong

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14 hours ago

The chunk of the article I've seen is a woman using the word "gnostic" wrong and saying she just liked the reaction people had when she did racism. Cool, guys. Great article, how could I have known these people were terrible otherwise.

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14 hours ago

I guess this isn't very woke of me but I don't care what stupid evil women think and don't care that they're pretending to feel bad that joining the explicitly anti-woman nazi club didn't pan out. Sorry! Maybe instead you could profile better people who deserve attention.

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15 hours ago

I don't care, interview someone who isn't stupid and evil please

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16 hours ago

Other good information to know:

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16 hours ago

Found a candidate in Maine running to unseat Collins who doesn't have a certain other candidate's baggage, might be worth paying attention to!

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