So pretreating for civil rights = terrorism.
Bringing a gallows to the Capitol and chanting “Hang Mike Pence” = tourism.
Why not just state it as a fact, like the whole “Iran is going to send a drone 12,000 miles from the Middle East to California” thing? Why bother bringing imagination into this post-truth era?
The province of Alberta exists solely to supply the U.S. with oil.
Well WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US, KRESKIN???😡🤬
Rogan is a cancer.
Dawn breaks over Marble Head.
I’m sure glad you’re the only president right now, sir!
It’s like Midas stuck his fingers down his throat and threw up on the Oval Office.
Every time Trump states why he attacked Iran at this time.
…dafuq
Would you mind d repeating the headline just one more time? I didn’t quite get it it the first three times.
“It is outrageous that law enforcement officials acted like law enforcement officials,” says law enforcement official.
The cracks are finally - FINALLY - starting to show.
My son in 2007: “Facebook was like being at a really awesome party and then your parents showed up.”
Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Every last one of the Dems needs to just get out of her way,
I really wish all the Dems in the house who are really bad at this stuff would just sit back and let Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett do her important work.
I can think of one right off the top of my head.
YOUR breakfast is not going in MY belly.
“But I didn’t understand a word he said.” Guess what, that’s the experience of many immigrants when they arrive in a new country, including the United States. You get humbled. Then you work hard and start understanding. We could all use that experience
Well, that Melania movie isn’t going to pay for itself, is it?
It is one thing to seize old ballots; it is quite another to imagine federal agents seizing ballots from county offices on election night or the day after. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/dojs...
1/ Sure DOJ has opened an investigation into Alex Pretti's homicide. But not Renee Good's. What's the difference? There's no logical reason to investigate one but not the other. So what's going on?
Politics are like traffic laws: you don’t have to live and breathe them but you’re not allowed to just ignore them because you think they’re stupid.
On the bright side, “Melania 3D” is going to tank gloriously!
