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Neil Dutton

@ndutton13.bsky.social

Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.

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Latest posts by ndutton13.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is there a โ€œWeโ€™re the most unserious franchiseโ€ competition at the moment? Because so many teams are winning it.

28.01.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old newspaper article showing the main cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

Headline: They're In - and fans are furious

Quote: "It's ludicrous - the charm and success of the show were based on the perfect mix of the characters"

Old newspaper article showing the main cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Headline: They're In - and fans are furious Quote: "It's ludicrous - the charm and success of the show were based on the perfect mix of the characters"

The lesson here is to never listen to "fans."

28.01.2026 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Rolling Stone put up a piece about celebrities speaking out against ICE and one of the top comments said โ€œsince when do we care what celebrities have to sayโ€ so I clicked on her profile and a month ago she was telling everyone how excited she was to get Snoop Doggโ€™s cook book.

28.01.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 805    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Lower Decks.

28.01.2026 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can fully see Bill Belichick decline Hall of Fame induction in the future.

27.01.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude was clearly a Tom Brady merchant.

27.01.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bills are getting roasted on LinkedIn for the Joe Brady hire.

LINKEDIN

27.01.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBack somewhere where heโ€™s nowhere near me.โ€

27.01.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They donโ€™t have a solutionโ€ฆbut theyโ€™re happy to announce theyโ€™ve come up with a new name for the problem,

27.01.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Jets plan:

27.01.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 309    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a lot?

27.01.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.01.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bills should have just gone straight to the Joe Brady headwaters and hired Ed Orgeron as head coach

27.01.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there was not chickpea talk I would not believe it was really Denny Carter.

27.01.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's right, @dennycarter.bsky.social and I are doing a Total Request show on Thursday. Ask anything you like, football or non-football, either on this thread or you can email me HeyHarris@HarrisFootball.com. The entire pod will be turned over to you.

27.01.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Alex Pretti, even as a high school student, when many of us are dickheads because we simply donโ€™t know any better, was always open, welcoming and kind. My Facebook feed is filled with friends who knew him better than I did attesting to this. Pretti was incapable of acting other than he did.

27.01.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhhhh this quote. This is what I keep saying and Iโ€™ll say it til the day I die.

A pebble starts an avalanche. Do the small thing you can. No effort is too small. You never know.

27.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pornhub to restrict access for UK users from February The changes mean only those who have a Pornhub account and have verified their age will be able to access it in the UK soon.

This could leave a lot to the imagination. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.01.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Falcons fans got a great one in Jeanna.

27.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On This Day: Auschwitz camp liberated from Nazis | The Jerusalem Post At last year's 80th anniversary of the Auschwitz liberation, only 50 survivors attended the ceremony in Poland, and it is estimated that fewer than 1,000 Auschwitz survivors remain globally.

it is the 81st anniversary of the liberation of auschwitz by the soviet army

27.01.2026 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Traitors winner Rachel Duffy 'heartbroken' following mum's death Writing on Instagram, Rachel Duffy said she was

Oh that's really sad www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #TheTraitors

27.01.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ NEWS ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ

Former Giants interim coach Mike Kafka is joining the Lions in a high-ranking offensive staff role.

Per @tompelissero.bsky.social

26.01.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why doesnโ€™t anyone want to be the head coach of the Cleveland Browns?! You have PRO BOWL QB, Shedeur Sanders on the roster! ๐Ÿคฃ

26.01.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh 100%

26.01.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cry us a fucking river.

26.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do the Mets have a Day 2 pick?

26.01.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would but I already promised the Cardinals Iโ€™ll coach them

26.01.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol at the player on the pats sideline incredulously just pointing to the spot the ball landed

25.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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