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Neil Dutton

@ndutton13.bsky.social

Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.

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The Cardinals' "spam Michael Wilson" offense is elite.

07.12.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tyson Fury talking bollocks for a change

Tyson Fury talking bollocks for a change

Literally lost twice to the actual champion

07.12.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.12.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Since the Jakobi Meyers trade Trevor Lawrence is first in the NFL in Success Rate)

07.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Behold! The worst 2-pt conversion play ever!

07.12.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ BREAKING NEWS โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

No. 1 player in Week 14:

07.12.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Sim to end of season time for the Commanders. Just about everything that could go wrong has.

07.12.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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07.12.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I amโ€ฆnot enjoying this

07.12.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'm on record as saying Riley Leonard is the future of the Colts. Let's see how it goes.

07.12.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unhinged josh allen is the best josh allen

07.12.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Rarely have "The Football Gods" punished anyone harder than they've come down on the Colts for the Sauce Gardner trade. Man.

07.12.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m no doctor, OC, but in my opinion he isโ€ฆgoosed.

07.12.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dimesโ€ฆ๐Ÿคข

07.12.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CRIMINAL: please, I have a family

BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]

27.11.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1027    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

[5th day of Christmas]

MY TRUE LOVE: i have something for you

ME: it better not be birds again

07.12.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, #Indiana beat #OhioState tonight to secure the top spot in the nation.

I guess you could say that there was something in the air tonight. The stars were bright. Fernando

07.12.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s dramatic as hell but Iโ€™ll never understand why Scotty brought that injured kid to the bridge and not straight to sick bay in โ€œWrath of Khanโ€. Surely the turbo lift didnโ€™t get confused by his accent?

06.12.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And here he is!

06.12.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a QB in the 80s called Chuck Long

06.12.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the fortunes of my other sports teams Iโ€™m praying to a deity I donโ€™t really believe for this to be a parody.

06.12.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one is stopping my team in the consolation bracket.

06.12.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am honoured to have received the very first Roger Quimbly Peace Prize. So unexpected. Iโ€™m lost for words.

06.12.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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From the fantasyfootball community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the fantasyfootball community

Go ask Tommy some dynasty strategy (or anything else) questions in his AMA!!

www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfoo...

06.12.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the fantasyfootball community on Reddit: Optimus Rankings vs. ECR: Week 14 Explore this post and more from the fantasyfootball community

Do YOU have a start/sit question for Week 14? Do you want to step into the courtroom and hear the case for and against Justin Jefferson?

If so, check out our latest article! Feel free to comment any start/sit questions, and someone will help you out

www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfoo...

06.12.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not paranoiaโ€ฆif they REALLY ARE AFTER YOU!!!

06.12.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@livingthestream.bsky.social Do we need to take this offline?

06.12.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with the next recipient of the fifa peace prize

06.12.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Santa - notorious nitpicker. Enabler of bullies.

06.12.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just seems to me that if Santa made a list and didnโ€™t check it twice heโ€™d have had more time to address the other reindeers bullying Rudolph.

06.12.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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