@pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social
Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft. Living the good life in Southern California. HOA President Vaca Muerta Estates. Loves God.
I have no other option but to make rice pudding.
13.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 90 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2I never expected this many jerks.
03.07.2025 03:07 — 👍 180 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0This is not the time to focus on celebrity shenanigans.
30.06.2025 22:19 — 👍 79 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0What’s wrong with you?
26.06.2025 23:21 — 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1Hello? Hello? Is this the manager?
I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.
It’s time for self-care. I’m breaking out the Glad Press ‘n Seal.
18.06.2025 00:14 — 👍 73 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0Maybe after today Hallmark can leave us alone for a while?
15.06.2025 16:04 — 👍 56 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I like how my knees take turns hurting.
15.06.2025 02:25 — 👍 102 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1Nothing really matters anymore. Except maybe a good Bundt pan.
13.06.2025 20:49 — 👍 87 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 4
Who wants a snacky snack?
05.06.2025 21:28 — 👍 157 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 0Maybe the world would be a better place if some people WOULD STOP DROPPING TOAST CRUMBS IN THE WHIPPED BUTTER.
02.06.2025 14:44 — 👍 104 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1Oh, look . Another celebrity launching a podcast.
31.05.2025 02:19 — 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0Please be quiet. I am on a paper cut journey.
19.05.2025 00:36 — 👍 64 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Prunes are underrated.
17.05.2025 00:55 — 👍 61 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0I miss brochures.
14.05.2025 01:58 — 👍 72 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Tonight your mother will discretely flip that greeting card to see how much you spent.
Fact#
Oh, so we get a new pope and all of a sudden 69 is considered young.
09.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 120 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 1I have seen much more black smoke coming from Fran’s kitchen.
07.05.2025 23:33 — 👍 78 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0My goodness. Is everyone okay?
07.05.2025 02:04 — 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 1⛪️ Today should be more about the Bible than Star Wars.
04.05.2025 22:29 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Next to blowing up an apple pie, defunding my Lawrence Welk station is UNAMERICAN!
03.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 120 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 2Breaking News!
The Senior Center has announced its new theatre production:
Guys and Doll
Helen fell asleep at church today.
27.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 77 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0In an act of rebellion, l have decided to skip planting ranunculus bulbs.
27.04.2025 00:49 — 👍 67 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0
Grab your mustard and cantaloupe polyester! It’s the weekend!
26.04.2025 00:18 — 👍 120 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0I remember when monsters were imaginary.
25.04.2025 22:11 — 👍 111 🔁 23 💬 7 📌 0I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s funeral luncheon!
22.04.2025 02:47 — 👍 71 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0🌷Easter Thoughts🌷
I buy asparagus for the free rubber bands.
My nephew Lyle says he’s excited for tomorrow! This is a first!
20.04.2025 02:19 — 👍 52 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1I am unique in that l do not have a podcast.
18.04.2025 16:01 — 👍 74 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
